Spaffer Johnson's Government

[spider]

Tories, December 2019:
?This is a great deal which gets Brexit done?

Tories, September 2020:
?This is a terrible deal which divides the UK?

These statements cannot both be true. So which is the lie?


Another day, another fuck up.

[ninasbest]

https://youtu.be/VcuoEVcsLcs

GREATEST LEADER WE HAVE EVER HAD
BEST PM SINCE CHURCHILL

BYE BYE EU
BYE CORBYN RIP

LIEBORE/JEW HATERS RIP


ALL THESE SALTY LOSERS WITH THIER BITIER WORDS COS THEY ARE LOSERS IN POLITICS AND LIFE

BEST GET ON TWITTER WITH THE OTHER LEFTY CRANK LOSERS
HELLO THE JAPANESE GREAT DEAL

IHANK YOU GINA MILLER, THANK YOU THE BBC, THANK YOU THE GUARDIAN THANK YOU THE DAILY MIRROR, THANK YOU JOHN MAJOR THANK YOU LABOUR SCUM MASS MURDERER BLAIR
THANK YOU PEOPLES MARCH, THANK YOU FAKE PETITIONS, THANK YOU JEREMY CORBYN, THANK YOU DIANNE ABBOTT, THANK YOU DAVID LAMMY, THANK YOU DAWN BUTLER, THANK YOU SOURPUSSY, THANK YOU JAMES OBORING, THANK YOU HUGH POSHO PROSSIE BLOW JOB CHASER GRANT, AND ALL THE OTHER FILTLY CHAMPAGNE SOCIALIST LUVVIE OVERPAID TALENTLESS SCUM. ALSO OF COURSE ALL THEM SCUM TRAITOR MPS WHO WERE DESTROYED IN 2O19 HA HA HA HA ENJOY THE VID

TWATTER "LIEBORE WILL PISS THE GE" OH DEAR HA HA


#ALLLIVESMATTER

SPAFFER OH DEAR CHILDLIKE Your type will never learn, You are a little minority
Rather a spaffer than a Jew hater and a terrorist lover tramp married to a ting tong

Still they have themselves a real man of the people now A Millionaire private educated posho HA HA

Has the slimeball got up off his knees yet LOL

His had a easy run so far wait till the shit starts, a peado defender of Jimmy Saviile
His more hated than Corbyn


Poor old posho wrong slong bill Bailey x

[ninasbest]

oh forgot


LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY

#DEFUNDTHEBBC


I WILL BE BACK

[spider]

Jimmy Saviile?

Do you mean Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile OBE KCSG?

Show a bit of respect woman. Refer to him with his proper honorific titles.

How did he get that Knighthood and OBE? You'll have to remind me.

So dumb you can't even spell his last name correctly.




Hello Nina. Welcome to the party.

Now you've joined-up we'll soon knock-off the 200 comment target for postings about Spaffer Johnson's Government.


Another day, another fuck up.

[spider]

From th FT....

The UK?s new trade deal with Japan commits it to tougher restrictions on state aid than the ones it is currently offering the EU in the Brexit talks, potentially undermining its negotiating position with Brussels.

You couldn't make it up.

Another day, another fuck up.

[spider]

Today from the government, a summary:

?Don?t meet up as more than 6 people or you?ll be breaking the law?

Also:

?Vote for our bill to break the law?



Another day, another fuck up.

[spider]

In September last year Boris Johnson sacked 21 Tory MPs because they opposed the Withdrawal Agreement.

Now he opposes it.

You couldn't make it up.

Another day, another day.

[spider]

BREAKING Coronavirus testing centre shut down to make way for Brexit lorry park: Car park in Kent expected to be used to deal with queues of trucks waiting to cross Channel.


You couldn't make it up.

Another day, another day.

[spider]

The government:

Eat out to help out
Go shopping
Use the trains & buses
Go to pret
Go back to work
Go back to school
Go to uni
Go to pubs

Also the government:
OH LOOK WHAT YOU?VE DONE YOU BUNCH OF IRRESPONSIBLE PEASANTS

Another day another fuck up.

[spider]

Spaffer's Test And Trace performance at PMQs Explained.....


It started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle, and the less said about the end the better.

But apart from that, Excellent.


Another day, another fuck up.