I am the best professional wrestler ever

[Lex Luger]

I am the greatest pro wrestler of all time. I beat Hogan, Goldberg and I beat Sting...and now I will return to the WWE and I think i can beat Brock Lesnar, Triple H and Chris Jericho.

I am 6ft 2, 275 pounds with 4% body fat. I am the Total Package.

[jj]

Maybe: but you're sure as hell one boring tit.

[Lex Luger]

How dare you say that about a awesome athlete like myself.I am the greatest and your just another smart mark who thinks they know it all.

You my friend are a jealous, no good piece of human waste and I in the other hand, am a former WCW world heavyweight champion.

I am the Total Package!!!!!

[Jizabell]

You are a total twat who's mummy bought him a new computer for his birthday!

[Lex Luger]

i have no idea what a twat is you british peon.

I know that you would kill to have a body like mine and if I was you, the average couch potato who masturbates over porno while eating potato chips, I would kill for a body just exactly like the total package, lex Luger.

[magoo]

I think the mods delete button must be broken