for the record

[marcusallen]

In light of recent amazing posts, I think it is only fair to put the record straight:

In spite of the fact that she is totally exploited by Hollywood, Pinewood and magazinehood, Liz Hurley will NOT be signing with me at the end of her current contracts. I repeat, there is NO TRUTH in these rumours whatsoever.

[Lizard]

Thats NOT what she told me at breakfast this morning Marcus, she said you were a 'divil wit the ladies' and she would be doing another shoot with you, sorry if this ruins your reputation, but the truth MUST out, there,s too much bullshit.
(see thread about LDM)

[buttsie]

Thats one rumor put to bed

What about the other one

Hugh grant is to become you're offsider but he will only be doing the black woman?

cheers
B....OZ

PS Liz sounds like you've reached Nirvana mate

Must be mighty hard coping with Laura Singer & Liz Hurley at breakfast each day

[Lizard]

I try to stay cheerful though buttsie, although sometimes it,s hard, as you can imagine, been gardening today?

[marcusallen]

Buttsie,
Not quite sure about the offsider bit, but I can tell you he will not be an Insider.

Anyway, like I said, I (and Liz) utterly and totally, deny the whole slanderous/libellous suggestion

I am considering legal action.

[Lizard]

Marcus, how are you doing? dont hear too much from you these days, have you moved your harem to the Bahamas, or has Mr walker curtailed your late nights.

[buttsie]

Anybody that lets HG inside is in for big problems-wise move

May I suggest for any legal representation the 'King Of Poo'
QC Magoo

Cheap,Reliable and a good drinking partner...all the things a legal eagle should be...oh and he's also on the right side of the law...Officers Dibbles
right hand man

cheers
B...OZ

PS Liz...surely you mean Bermuda...Harem city