trains, planes and video tapes

[pixie-akanadia]

hello every1!

i need a little help-again!-i am producing my own video in may (yeeehaaaa!!!) , but i need to find out about certification:where do i go?

also, if any1 has any aesthetically appealing/intriguing locations- please email me - coochiesnorcherkisses@yahoo.co.uk

take care all!

much love
xxx

ps. i've found some1 who can print posters,t-shirts etc with pix on, so if u have a fav pic-or want 1 taken-and would like it printed on something, let me know!

[woodgnome]

the body that handles certification is the british board of film classification. just click on the 'For Customers' button and all the info you need is there.

good luck!

[pixie-akanadia]

hiya woodgnome
how's life?
i was just thinking of you today.i need a moderator for my forum/message board when my site is running and i wanted to ask you or tonka if you would like the job-if you have time that is?
thank u for the bbfc info.i'm thinking of calling my first vid "akanadia" as on hommage to the site!
love and light
xxx

[Boring Bloke]

Why limit your merchandise to T-shirts? I've got some better ideas. First of all, how about one of those pens that feature on the barrel a picture of woman in a swimming cossie (in this case you) that comes off when you hold it upside down. Very 70s of course but things from that decade are now old enough to be 'retro cool'.

Another idea is a porn version of one of those Magic Eye pictures, featuring a sedate image of colourful flowers or a pleasant abstract pattern which is revealed to be you stark bollock naked (or whatever the female equivalent is - I suppose it would be 'stark ovaries naked' but that doesn't sound too sexy) when viewed with a relaxed gaze? Magic Eye things are a bit too recent to be cool again but I don't think rude versions have been tried before so you could be on to a winning idea here.

Yet another idea is porn ties. These seriously exist! I picked up several on a business trip to Italy last year and they're great. They are ordinary looking ties which have an image of a naked woman (what else?) imprinted on the inner part, which can only be seen when the tie is turned over and the back is pulled open.

Or you could just stick to T-shirts. I dunno, it's just a suggestion.

[Caractacus]

Call me sad ("okay, you're sad!"), pixie princess, but a simple t-shirt with your gorgeous face and cheeky grin ought to be enough to reduce any man to a gibbering wreck.

[woodgnome]

wot's the pay like?

i'll be in touch...

re. "akanadia - the movie"... i'm sure the big guy will be most chuffed!

ciao, for now