Male performers(Stars!?)

[marcusallen]

I have had occasion today, to copy some of my master tapes and a thought struck me:
These are fucking beautiful ladies,

Whilst there are various performers such as -

Young men with flat chests and big dicks,
Slighty overweight good-looking/handsome black guys,
Hairy Jocks,
Foreign imports who no-one understands,
Gay Pirates,
Etc........

NONE of them has such a distinguished bald head as myself.
Herein lies the secret of success.
and before I get taken to task and accused of being O/T, self promotion or any other damn thing, refer me to a post where male performers stated THEIR case?!
It is about time us chaps had the same airspace as the (wonderful) ladies.

Envious Producers, should mail my Manager/Agent/Minder:
ChairmanMiaow c/o my own email addy.

[magoo]

Wrong forum Marcus old bean. Try next door. They have a fine selection of malts through there.

Sorry Buttsie I know its your job to tell people they are o/t but I figured you would be busy doing whatever Aussies do when not having barbecues.

[jj]

Gardening? Surfing? Wombat-wrestling?
Just wait till YOU'RE going bald.......

[Chairman Miow]

Evening Mr Magoo, Sir.
With respect, HIMSELF asked my opinion as to this being O/T and I advised that since it related to male porns ters it was not O/T
My legal qualifications are perhaps not recognised in the human world but trust me, In the Feline community, I am highly respected as a legal expert.
I have Paw Proof(Hons) so I DO know my onions(mice, insects, bits of paper etc, etc.
Please, do not judge HIM because of my advice. (He, after all, is just a human - what else can I say) Also, he has temporarily ignored J.Walker, esq(aTRUE gentleman, in favour of a foreigner valled Glen Fiddy, or something like that)

PS. I also told him to go overboard(next door) and make a pest of himself there.

Yours sincerely, in all furiness,
Miow (Chairman)

[buttsie]

No longer...thank god...you'll now find me pulling forumites over for being on topic on the off topic forum...capiche

Yul Brynner,Telly Savalas...MA

cheers
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