PUT UP or SHUT UP

[Officer Dibble]

Dude show some respect, the man is a poet, an artist. He doesn?t need conform to the strictures of our bourgeois, capitalist, post-colonial language and it's oppressive grammatical niceties. T? fuck with all that. The mere juxtaposition of his words conveys profound meaning to the enlightened amongst us.

All-hail Marcus, man of the moment!

Dibble.

[Lizard]

Marcus is talking my language! not really dibble, he speaks his mind, and puts himself on film for all to see/debate.
You Dont.

[crofter]

officer I have a feeling you are on something more potent than Jonnie Walker .... blow into this bag please sir!!

[Lizard]

It,s Vintage bullshit! circa: 1943.

[Officer Dibble]

Sir, I fear I must decline your most hospitable invitation - I have a rather pressing engagement at the drinks cabinet.

Dibble.

[Officer Dibble]

Me 'n' Marcus understand each other perfectly - which is more than I can say for you and your unusually incoherent post Liz (dodgy tea bag?) We have no need for aural commune. Our porno minds are perfectly attuned and focused. Our fiscal goals are as one. Verily, we are the Ant 'n' Dec of British fuck 'n' suck.

And just to make you choke on your tea bag, here's the Officer IN FRONT of the camera. So debate that.

Dibble.

[jj]

How do you see where yer goin'?

[Lizard]

I think you could have chosen a better comparison, dibbs........

[jj]

He'd obviously just got back from auditioning for the part of 'Mr Anonymous' in the 'Mr Men'.........

[Lizard]

Chuckle......