a joke

[steve56]

right ive finally decided to post one:there were these 2 nurses talking one said to the other that mans got ludo tattoed on his cock then the other one said thats not ludo thats llandudno!

[Ace]

Steve, your posts are irrelevant, and so are your jokes. Total crap!!!

[Mr T. Ellingit]

hey! thats not nice, leave the kid alone, lets hear one of your jokes then and we can make our own opinion

[joe king]

The only joke I know is:

What's the difference between erotic and perverted?

Using a feather is erotic.
Using all of the chicken...

[buttsie]

All I will say is leave it too the professionals ie Lizard
He not only tells a joke well but remembers that this is a porn forum and always puts o/t in the header

cheers
B...OZ

PS A little joke...warning contains unpleasant material

I went to visit my Grandparents the the other day
When I arrived Grandma had vanished

So I asked Grandpa and he said she was dead....bled to death from gonorrhea

I said....You don't bleed to death from Gonorrhea Grandpa

Grandpa replied...You do when you give it to me


PPS This is my last joke because as I said some can tell em and some shouldn't even consider it...I'm in the second category

[Porn Baron]

What's the cleverest thing ever to come out of a women's mouth??????

Einstein's cock!!!!!

[Ace]

Paul McCartney got his wife a plane for Christmas........and a ladyshave for her other leg.

[joe king]

I'm stumped for a reply...

[Micel Lobe]

or Michael Barrymore did'nt do panto last Christmas, as he'd already done Aladdin

[fatguyranting@hotmail.com]

Women walking along a beach, see's Matthew Kelly, she says:
excuse me, you're in my son!
(C) Popbitch