Best Headline for BGAFD

[David Johnson]

What would be a suitable headline for your average BGAFD poster?

I've got two suggestions:

Muslim ex asylum seeker on disability living in Mayfair flat, paid for by housing benefit, guilty of grooming white, Deptford 10 year old and eating old age pensioner's Pekinese.

Left wing loony out of touch with "real life" describes vile, Muslim killer as a nice, kind man from a broken home who was just misunderstood.

[max_tranmere]

Or how about: "Bearded muslim asylum-seeker with ten kids living in 12 bedroom Chelsea detached mansion on Benefits, the former bus driver threatens to kill anyone who looks at his wife or kids"

What about: "I am certain the Burkha wearing muslim asylum seeker, living in a Park Lane penthouse on Benefits, will soon be given an Aston Martin by the taxpayer, I'm also certain that the bump under her black robes are actually grenades she is hiding, not really her pregnancy bump at all"

Or this one: "Sudanese refugee, formerly a goat-herder, who is now living in a 3 bedroom penthouse at The Shard, paid for by the taxpayer, is likely using his two spare rooms to build rocket launchers and anti-tank missile launchers"

How about those? Lol.

[David Johnson]

Brilliant Max. I can see a glittering career beckons as a tabloid headline writer.

[max_tranmere]

Cool. I would imagine working for the tabloids pays very well. I might be able to afford to move in next door to one of these people in Chelsea, Park Lane or at The Shard. Bring it on!

[Essex Lad]

max_tranmere wrote:

> Cool. I would imagine working for the tabloids pays very well.


It doesn't.

[one eyed jack]

Max you forgot to add:

Will fuck your wife for food better than you....Gotta add insult to the injury for maximum effect

[bernard72]

Please can you confirm

Left wing loony out of touch with "real life" describes vile, Muslim killer as a nice, kind man from a broken home who was just misunderstood.


Was this person a Muslim who kills, or a person who kills Muslims ?

[David Johnson]

It's ambivalent in order, like tabloid headlines, to get the maximum readership.