New year wishes part 1

[Arginald Valleywater]

2014 comes to an end.....what are you wishes and dreams for 2015?

Most important thing is the election. A Tory victory, backed by new UKIP MP's and the annihilation of Nick Clegg and his band of fence sitters.

A vote on getting out the EU. Almost as corrupt as the Catholic Church.

Britain to stop poking its nose into foreign wars while cutting the defence budget every year.

The economy to continue its recovery while some modicum of sense enters the housing market.

Ultra strict immigration laws. If you don't have a right to be here then politely fuck off.

On a sporting note City to win the league again. Man U to fail to get into the Chumpions League and Beckham to be outed as a pillow biter.
Hayley McQueen to show more cleavage on SSN.

Musically the return of the virtuoso. Too many great musicians get ignored in favour of Cowell's instant fame image driven shyte.

[Sam Slater]

More minority parties represented in Westminster and more MPs from working class backgrounds (regardless of party).

All reality shows to die.

End of religious and 'free' schools run by idiots who shouldn't be allowed within 100 yards of any school, school board or education process at all.

Bishops out of the House of Lords.

Man City to win the league just to see if Jose goes and pokes someone in the eye again.

Arsenal to fail to reach Champions League just to see if Piers Morgan has a stroke.

Robert Plant finally comes to his senses and Led Zeppelin go on one final farewell tour.

Rupert Murdoch to be jailed.

Piers Morgan (after his recovery from his stroke - I'm not that cruel) to be found guilty of phone hacking too and jailed.

A liberal, reformist revolution to blossom within Islam and the defeat of groups like ISIS, Boko Haram, Al Qaeda, Taliban and the plethora of other similar groups defeated.

Sheffield Wednesday gain promotion (ok.....now I'm just being silly).

Kim Kardashian to become Wahhabi Muslim so we never get to see her fat arse again.

And on a selfish level.......that I just become better at playing guitar and that all my friends and family stay happy and healthy.

I'm sure I could think of more.

[spider]

A end to middle-aged / elderly white men (and nine times out of ten it's middle-aged / elderly white men) banging on and on about....

Immigrants
The EU
UKIP
Eastern Europeans coming over here taking our jobs
The smoking ban
Gay marriage
The Human Rights Act (allowing people Human Rights is the end of civilisation)
Political correctness (see above)

I'll leave it to others to add to this list

[planeterotica]

Just to win the euro lottery millions, not much to ask for is it !cigar!

[bernard72]

I know he's been mentioned once or twice above but would love for Piers
Morgan to be found guilty of treason (for posting lies about British Soldiers) and
sentenced to death. Live at Wembley Stadium.
Would love for the press to realise Jose Mourinho is over rated.
As a Liverpool fan, I want the press to know that Raheem Sterling is not that
good.
And finally Kelly Brook, you know what pub I drink in.

[spider]

What an idiot Piers Morgan was for printing those photos.

What could have led him to do that? It's not as if the behaviour of soldiers in Iraq up till then had given anyone any reason to think they could be capable of behaviour like that.

[Essex Lad]

spider wrote:

> What an idiot Piers Morgan was for printing those photos.
>
> What could have led him to do that? It's not as if the
> behaviour of soldiers in Iraq up till then had given anyone any
> reason to think they could be capable of behaviour like that.

Er Abu Ghraib anyone? And yes I know they were Americans but why would our troops be any different?

[spider]

I was being sarcastic.

And I wasn?t thinking of Abu Ghraib (which I know is American ? I fully expected that kind of behaviour from them).

I was thinking of Baha Mousa (which was 100% British).



I?m sure there are scores if not hundreds more worthy of investigation.

[bernard72]

Eastenders to be cancelled, BBC to get some sport worthy of the name.
I want the sexy Cllr Karen Danczuk to keep on posting selfies.
Might even move to Rochdale.

[Sam Slater]

It's a pity Morgan and his ilk couldn't do some real journalism and expose some real dirtbags that need exposing in the army and they had to put up some made up hoax shots for their story.