UKIP Christmas Quizz

[spider]

1. What is the Ukip policy on the NHS?
a Privatise it
b Publicly fund it
c It depends what month you are talking about

2. What do Nigel Farage and Douglas Carswell have in common?
a A deep love for Gladstone
b Nothing
c Several pints at lunchtime

3. How many votes did the Lib Dems get at the ?Rochester and Strood ?byelection, won by Ukip?s Mark Reckless?
a 349
b 359
c 369

4. What did Nigel Farage do after declaring he was ?parking his tanks on ?Labour?s lawn??
a Arrange a publicity stunt in which he climbed on a tank
b Said he wasn?t the sort of politician that took part in publicity stunts
c Both of the above

5. Where was Mark Reckless educated?
a Marlborough College
b Charterhouse
c Dulwich College

6. According to Ukip councillor David Silvester, what caused the winter flooding?
a Polish immigrants
b Gay marriage
c The Lisbon treaty

7. With whom did Ukip do a deal in the European parl?iament to secure several ?million pounds of funding?
a A Latvian arms-dealer
b A Slovakian cage-fighter
c A Polish Holocaust denier

8. How much did Nigel Farage claim in expenses for a European office that was given to him free of charge by a Ukip supporter?
a None
b ?205,000
c ?115

9. Name a fourth member of the Ukip shadow cabinet after Nigel Farage, Douglas Carswell and Mark Reckless
a There isn?t one
b Iain Duncan Smith
c Some bloke Nige met in a pub

10. When Nigel Farage contests Thanet South in next year?s general election, who won?t be calling him ?White Than Man??
a Emily Thornberry
b The Daily Mail
c Ed Miliband

[spider]

1. What is the Ukip policy on the NHS?
Answer: It depends what month you are talking about

2. What do Nigel Farage and Douglas Carswell have in common?
Answer: Nothing

3. How many votes did the Lib Dems get at the ?Rochester and Strood ?byelection, won by Ukip?s Mark Reckless?
Answer: 349

4. What did Nigel Farage do after declaring he was ?parking his tanks on ?Labour?s lawn??
Answer: Both of the above

5. Where was Mark Reckless educated?
Answer: Marlborough College

6. According to Ukip councillor David Silvester, what caused the winter flooding?
Answer: Gay marriage

7. With whom did Ukip do a deal in the European parl?iament to secure several ?million pounds of funding?
Answer: A Polish Holocaust denier

8. How much did Nigel Farage claim in expenses for a European office that was given to him free of charge by a Ukip supporter?
Answer: ?205,000

9. Name a fourth member of the Ukip shadow cabinet after Nigel Farage, Douglas Carswell and Mark Reckless
Answer: There isn?t one

10. When Nigel Farage contests Thanet South in next year?s general election, who won?t be calling him ?White Than Man??
Answer: Emily Thornberry



UKIP - best comedy value since they stopped making Only Fools and Horses.

(thanks to the Guardian)

[planeterotica]

But what about the other parties they are also a joke, probably a bigger one, and do you know what is going to get the economy moving next year, the drop in the oil price which has nothing to do with western goverments but all to do with Opec who want to bring down Putin, anyway i will vote for UKIP !drink!

[Essex Lad]

And they are still going to take thousands of votes from Labour...

[number 6]

How can any open minded,liberal minded person (which i thought plenterotica was) vote for UKIP, who are the complete opposite. It's a mystery.

[Essex Lad]

Perhaps because he sees that the other parties offer more of the same.

[planeterotica]

number 6 wrote:

> How can any open minded,liberal minded person (which i thought
> plenterotica was) vote for UKIP, who are the complete opposite.
> It's a mystery.

planeterotica wrote:

I have never been a liberal or voted for them, when i thought it needed a change of goverment i have voted for the main opposition, but this time i think politics needs a shake up so i will vote for UKIP regardless of their policies which if you look at them are not to different from the other two main parties..

[Arginald Valleywater]

Mock as much as you like UKIP is here to stay and winning votes. They obviously appeal to a lot of people.

[spider]

Could anyone explain to me, for instance, what is UKIP's health service policy?

[spider]

"Mock as much as you like"
Thanks, I will.