Farage no-show

[David Johnson]

Looks like the effects of immigration know no bounds. Nasty Nige was blaming his no-show at an event on rampant immigration.



PS While we are on the subject, have any forumites noticed how we get less hours of daylight in winter than we used to, due to uncontrolled immigration from the Third World?

[andy at handiwork]

You have hit the nail...etc Clearly the weight of all these migrants to our shores has altered the tilt of the earth. Any more and we will have 24 hour a day darkness for 6 months of the year.

On a more serious note, clearly Farage knows how a silly dog-whistle quote will get his sordid party and himself into the news just about every day. He is well aware of how stupid such remarks sound to people with any intelligence but doesn't care as long as it makes the news.

[spider]

It's not all immigrants fault.

It's the gays who are to blame for all this bad weather we have been having.

[andy at handiwork]

And they (ukip) say ukip doesn't attract any more lunatics than other crackpot parties.

[number 6]

looks like UKIP have recruited a top bbc reporter to be their communications director,who said the bbc is full of left wingers

[David Johnson]

Yeah, gay immigrants are the worst. Less hours of daylight, congested roads, floods and pestilence.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Might not be affecting daylight rations but fuck me they are filling up our local maternity wards and prison cells and are now mastering the benefit system aswell.

[spider]

Gays?

[David Johnson]

[andy at handiwork]

I wonder if his kids use the 'Sorry sir, an immigrant ate my homework' excuse?