Weird and Wonderful Porn Niches

[AnywhereXXX]

As with everyone working in porn, every time we introduce ourselves to those outside the industry and explain our work; the tedious FAQ is brutally forced upon us as we read off answers like a script in a call centre. We all know the usual questions;

"Bet your horny all the time?"
"How much do the models get paid?"
"Does everyone have STD's?"
"Do they really piss on each other?"
"How do they cum that much!?"

But of course the big question that everyone really wants an answer for is;
"I bet you have seen some sights?"

And of course they're not asking about titles of productions, they want to the know the weird shit. But let's be honest most porn films are the usual B/G G/G or Gay and that just isn't exciting enough. So every time I get asked that question I try and come up with something that really puts a face on them.

So far I have said these;
Skinhead Lesbian porn
Eye ball licking
Fire Hydrant - When a girl paints herself red and masturbates to squirt and attempts to put out a lit cigarette.
Crushing insects barefoot
Crazy Chicken - When the girl dresses up as a Hen and pushes out eggs from her hu-ha while numerous guys are sniffing at her synthetic feathers and cockadoodling.
Pikachu Present - When a girl is cumming intensely and she's twitching on the floor shouting Pikachu in the Pikachu voice.
Deli Of The Day - When a nude girl is dressed by someone in deli meats and other subway-style items.
Muller Monster - When a girl/guy has a bukkake but not with spunk, with muller fruit corners.

So what weird and wonderful niches have you seen or can you come up with?

[andy at handiwork]

Expect to see any or all of your suggestions within weeks if not sooner. Though of course the insect crushing already exists and I've seen shaven headed women in girl on girl before.

[AnywhereXXX]

Oh I know that it exists and i've never shot or managed that type of content but it's always funny to see peoples reactions when you mention things like that. lol