Celebrities you don't find sexy

[Peter]

Dee Snider- Sarah Jessica Parker, separated at birth?

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[Bob Singleton]

Robches wrote:

> If she was that rough John Terry would be shagging her. Then
> again, who knows?


Don't you mean Ryan Giggs???

As far as I recall, Ryan Giggs eventually admitted to shagging his brother's wife over quite a lengthy period of time, along with various other women, yet he's considered a saint and a model pro and nobody ever mentions his indiscretions (and personally I rate shagging your brother's wife a pretty scummy thing to do)

John Terry is alleged to have shagged his ex team mate's ex wife (and both he and the woman in question deny it ever happened) and yet he's the one everyone jokes about shagging women left right and centre!

[Sam Slater]

Aye.....well, Max Clifford worked his magic on that one.

[Milk Tray Man]

Gwyneth Paltrow.

I never bought into all the "stunning, willowy beauty" hype that surrounds her. To me she's about as sexy as a glass of milk, and twice as insipid.

Others:

Miley Cyrus
Victoria Beckham (and most WAGs for that matter, perma-tanned slappers all)
Rhianna
Cheryl Cole
Susanna Reid
Britt Ekland (not even in the '70s)
Helen Flanagan
Patsy Kensit ....

I could sit here all day. The list is a long one.

[steve56]

Joanna Lumley.

[spider]

Dawn French

[Sam Slater]

Shouldn't this be renamed "Supposed 'sexy' celebrities that you don't find sexy"?

I mean, there are more celebrities I don't find sexy that I do find sexy. The list is almost endless.

Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris, Peter Beardsley, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Frank Ribery are a few off the top of my head.

[Robches]

Bob Singleton wrote:

> Robches wrote:
>
> > If she was that rough John Terry would be shagging her. Then
> > again, who knows?
>
>
> Don't you mean Ryan Giggs???
>
> As far as I recall, Ryan Giggs eventually admitted to shagging
> his brother's wife over quite a lengthy period of time, along
> with various other women, yet he's considered a saint and a
> model pro and nobody ever mentions his indiscretions (and
> personally I rate shagging your brother's wife a pretty scummy
> thing to do)
>
> John Terry is alleged to have shagged his ex team mate's ex
> wife (and both he and the woman in question deny it ever
> happened) and yet he's the one everyone jokes about shagging
> women left right and centre!
>

No, Ryan has got higher standards I'd say. Natasha Giggs v Christine Bleakley? What do you think? Anyway, I am not aware of any moves by the Catholic Church to canonize him just yet.

[spider]

Peter Beardsley!

[Arginald Valleywater]

Leave Wor Peter out of this. A lovely bloke!