Nigella Lawson

[cockneygeezer2009]

Poor Nigella has admitted to using cocaine and cannabis.

Always wondered why Nigella was so fond of using #HASH# tags on her Twitter account.

Nigella also known as Higella.

So now we know, Nigella uses pot to cook & uses pot to smoke.

Nigella can easily multitask. She can cook a joint and smoke a joint at the same time.

Nigella Lawson has been inconsolable since her divorce from Charles Saatchi. She just keeps shouting out, "charlie, charlie, where's my fucking charlie?"

Nigella Lawson's ex-husband, Charles Saatchi, is now seeing Trinny Woodall.
That's like moving from a comfy sofa to a park bench.

Just bought the new Nigella Lawson cook book. The recipes are a bit short though, only a few lines every page.

[william]

Sorry mate but your bang out of order with this one.

Not an ounce of evidence......

And I guess she would blow this one into the weed s

you been on her fairy cakes ?

next you will be saying that shes a dab hand with the sherbet.

[Essex Lad]

Not so much out of order, just incredibly unfunny.

[Dave Wells]

Who gives a shit, she's still fucking fit !

[Peter]

Dave Wells wrote:

> Who gives a shit, she's still fucking fit !


Quite, a hot mother and daughter team, coked up and knocking out some excellent puddings too, is a real turn off!

[cockneygeezer2009]

"Who gives a shit, she's still fucking fit !"

Don't forget to add she can cook as well!

[cockneygeezer2009]

"Not so much out of order, just incredibly unfunny."

You don't have to laugh. Being miserable is ok !thumbsup!

[one eyed jack]

OMG OMG OMG she did coke!!!! OMG! OMG! OMG!

Ha ha haaaaa!...and smoked weed too

Damn Im shocked

NOT!

[Arginald Valleywater]

I don't care. I'd still love her to give me a titwank. Then cook dinner.

[frankthring]

Arginald, Dave Wells and One Eyed have said it all. Poor Nigella goes to court
to give evidence against her thieving ruddy assistants just for the Press to have
a field day with gossip spun by the same bloody pair of crooks and her bitter
ex-lover ! Who cares ! She one hot milf (or gilf if you prefer), with a hot
body, a incredibly sexy manner and is a top chef !! She can pop my cork any day.