Working trip abroad - airport screening !!!

[tinakay]

Hi guys and girls,

This is so common among us girlies to be packed for working trip abroad and sometimes saving costs on a checked in luggage we pack only the most necessary goodies into our hand baggage:

Toys, fetish gear, lubes, baby oils, stockings, half suitcase of lacy lingerie and 10 pairs of high heels, yep its all we need !

Most of time (at least my case) my glass toys don't want to pass the security screening for some reasons and than my baggage been checked properly ! And here you go: one pink toy, one glass toy, oh a chain and a whip haha !

What do you guys say at this situation?
I mean it's not illegal to carry all this play stuff with you, but just how do you pass this moment?

Please share your experiences !

Tina Kay.xxx
https://twitter.com/ModelTinaKay

[one eyed jack]

Get caught with that stuff in your luggage going to the US is the main reason girls find themselves returning home on the next available flight and a 10 year ban from even going there

[cockneygeezer2009]

Tulisa went abroad and her vibrator was buzzing in the bag and audibly heard at the airport check out.

[frankthring]

In my decades in this biz, Tina, especially in the days when I was globe-trotting and directing my fetish Pirate series for Private, dealing with Customs
became a major concern. I remember once at JFK Airport, New York, the
scanner went haywire at a bag packed full of new fetish gear. A cuddly, large, black security lady took one look inside, started to unpack a wobby dildo - one of these gems with two knobbly ends - then got the giggles and said, "Sir, I guess you`d rather I didn`t take this out ?"
In the end the worst experience I ever had was with a group of Czech models we flew to New Zealand (for the Private feature, "Lady of the Rings"). Every girl had on my instructions reduced their sexy baggage to a minimum. No problem......But the new scanners can read minute traces of drugs and 2 of the girls had had small amounts of cocaine in the suitcases many months previously. Result: they all got sent home !
By the way - the same scanners operate today in USA and Australia detecting substances as far back as a year or more ! Be warned girls thinking of travelling to USA !!

[Snow Patrol]

I was going thru security in america, with my wife in about 2001... Being a performer, she did indeed have a huge selection of dildos etc, in the suitcase, and we were screened for a search...

They were in a 'tescos' carrier bag, and the guy says... Whats in here?

I'm thinking OH FUCK! WE ARE ABOUT TO BE SENT HOME... But my wife says 'almost in a stage whisper'... Bill... Can you move over there please?

So I walk away by a few feet etc, only to hear my wife say - Look, we have just got married a few days ago... We are on are honeymoon, and the 'bag' is a 'surprise' for my husband tonight....

Security guy says - OK, really sorry, I understand!

What to me laugh my ass off about it though, and what I thought was really funny, was the concept that I was just a 'normal guy' who got married, and then my wife shouted "SURPRISE!' (I really like 12 inch black cocks with retractable foreskins etc...' and dumped a bag of sex toys on the bed !

I'd have probably had a fucking heart attack ! lol

Terry (OEJ) can back me up on this TRUE story... He filmed my 'Wedding Video'... Plus the 'Night Before' as well

[tinakay]

Thanks for sharing your experiences peeps !

I have just got back from one of my recent trips (this time Europe destination) and got into exactly situation at the airport again Lucky enough the security guy was pretty young and good looking bloke, who went into bright red blush when he opened my suitcase for the check. Poor thing, managed to say: "have an enjoyable trip madam, you can go now''! haha

I love my business trips lol !

Tina. xxx
https://twitter.com/ModelTinaKay

[william]

One way worth looking into is fedex the items over - cheaper and not as worrysome at the airport lol

[one eyed jack]

I used to work at a cinema in Leicester Square during the time the IRA were notorious for blowing up everywhere

The security guys were chuckling and a bit redfaced by all the different types of women they found carrying little pocket rockets in their hand bags

The mind boggles how they can possible get one out to a movie like Terminator 2 or Silence Of The Lambs but each to their own

Mind you I had a nice hand job from a pretty lady customer when we showed Red Heat.

I want to thank Arnie for that one day