Thank you everybody...

[andy at handiwork]

...for not mentioning the royal sprog-drop. Oh damn. Ah well. Young woman totally dependent on state hand-outs has baby. Anybody told the Daily Mail?

[number 6]

Nice day to bury bad news,of which there is plenty.

[Essex Lad]

She isn't totally dependent on state handouts. I'm sure she and the baby would not starve if her husband dumped her. The Middletons aren't short of a few bob.

[andy at handiwork]

And they said irony was dead.