Bluebird

[Jonone]

Possible insight into business practices .. in the US anyway.

[Alex L]

I like this bit:

"There is the award for the best Bluebird Film of the year. No seriously, Bluebird Films is putting on an award show where they award themselves the best Bluebird Films of the year."

I would have suggested that the award was a two parter

1. For a Bluebird film actually in focus.

2. A Bluebird Film which was actually even fractionally erotic.

Oh no winners!

Or, even a third part, for the most money spent with the least effective outcome.

[one eyed jack]

1. For a Bluebird film actually in focus.

Erm...You sure tthat wasnt all part of the glossy romantic high budget look? The give away is usually the scene is in slow motion with a sweeping score set to it as well

Just saying...!happy!

[Alex L]

OEJ, I bow to your cinematographic experience, also you must be correct because with their "Hollywood" budgets they would have had a focus puller!

[Bob Singleton]

Slightly off topic, in so far it has nothing to do with porn, but entirely on topic in so far as it's someone awarding themselves a prize...

Last weekend I attended the Afro Models Awards at the Hilton on the Edgware Road. Firstly, I have to say that the people running the event couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. Some of the models who won awards weren't even there (I understand that not only didn't they know they were nominated, they hadn't even been invited). One girl (who won Best Legs category) just happened to be there. She had no idea she was on the short list. She had even less idea that she might win. She duly collected her award dressed in jeans and a 3/4 length puffa jacket... thereby concealing the very assets that had won her the award!

Best Fashion Blogger went to one of the people on the event's organising committee, but funniest of all, the Best Fashion Event award (beating, amongst others, London Fashion Week) went to the Afro Models Awards 2012!!!

[one eyed jack]

Thats a very good way of saying something without actually saying it Bob. See folks, thats how its done

D I P L O M A C Y

Spell it!

No need to be nasty....Ok no need to be patronising either Terry. Now toddle off chap. Thats a good fellow !happy!

[Dave Wells]

That is fucking hilarious !