I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

[Flipper]

I reckon you should read this. A Dolphin got his cock tugged by some dodgy surfer, poor old Freddie, he was a pal of mine, we swam together

[Flipper]

Why did they say "Jerome Flynn"? Seems a bit random to be talking about wanking a dolphin off and someone mentions Jerome Flynn.

He was in Robson & Jerome, songs and poor quality tv. They couldnt wank a dolphin if they tried!

[Flipper]

A dead Dolphin was washed ashore a few miles up the coast a few years ago. It is beleived by maritime conservation experts that this may be the corpse of Freddie.....Britains most famous dolphin and a good pal of mine. He was accused that he "allowed" that surfer to fiddle with his penis in the same way any other victim of abuse "allows" it. People say Freddie only got famous due to being wanked off by a pervy surfer, they say "well why didnt he swim away? He must have wanted it"......Well try using that argument in any other sex abuse case. It wont get far. Freddie got groomed by a pervy surfer.

RIP Feddie .....God Bless

[Bicycle Bum]

Since you wanted to bump your own thread by using freddie the dolphin as an excuse let me say just one thing. Go for it. Go have that homosexual experience that is still lurking in the deepest recesses of your mind. You will feel better afterwards. Let us all know how it went.

[Flipper]

It went very well. Ooops I just bumped this thread again lol

Bicycle Bum. What an absurd stupid name. I expect you are a homosexual or a person attemting to be one.

Incase you havnt noticed I really dont give a fuck about gaylords or bummers. Its not really an issue I worry about.

[Bicycle Bum]

Flipper, you wanker, online monikers are supposed to be absurd, stupid, or possibly both. Anyway, Bum means homeless in the case of my moniker, not butt cheeks, so I guess you're stupid for not realising I'm a long distance cyclist having toured 22 countries, so get fudge-packing you tosspot.

[beutelwolf]

Bicycle Bum wrote:

> Would you rather suck George Clooney's cock or eat Anne
> Widdecombe's pussy?

If I said "neither", would that make me bisexual?

[Flipper]

No that would make you asexual or maybe just plain lazy.....or impotent or lacking in sexual motivation of any sort.

But if I had realised that doing neither Anne or George was an option I would have gone for that answer and avoided this relentless queer-bashing I have suffered at the hands of bicycle bum and OEJ. Very intolerant people these cyclists and porn dudes....they dont like it up em lol

You lot will get my sense of humour soon and drop this hostility.

Heres another test of gayness for the assembled, pitchfork weilding, torch carrying mob. Allow Edwina Curry to take a dump on your chest or give John Major a rimming? I would go for the Edwina option and then bathe in dettol for several hours.

Fuck I am sick thinking of that! I need help!