Luis Suarez Jokes

[cockneygeezer2009]

Has Suarez bitten off more than he can chew? Again. You've got to laugh.

Suarez is chomping at the bit to play in Liverpool?s next game.

After the game on Sunday Brendan Rogers should have said there was no ?arm? in what Suarez did.

Suarez would have won a gold medal in the Olympics. He?s a very good diver.

Suarez should be an actor in Hollywood. His play-acting is brilliant.

Is Suarez always drunk? He keeps falling down on the ground.

What is Suarez?s favourite film? Bite Club.

What is Luis favourite TV show? Vampire Diaries.

A PFA representative goes to Luis?s house to tell him he needs some anger management. Luis proceeds to punch, kick and bite PFA rep. ?I don?t need fucking anger management? says Luis.

Liverpool fans now sing:
He bites when he wants
He bites when he wants
Luis Suarez he bites when he wants.

Suarez has been criticised for making a meal of things this season, but never quite like this!

Suarez brings a whole new meaning to a feast of football.

To be fair to Suarez he is the only player in a poor Liverpool side that provides a bit of bite!

It was a bad day for strikers Adebayor, Dzeko, Torres and Suarez - but at least Suarez showed some appetite.

Luis Suarez: "I just wanted to have a taste of Champions League success".

Just bought a Luis Suarez computer - one byte and no memory.

If you'd offered Suarez a point before the game he'd have bit your hand off.

Chelsea have stated Torres feared leaving the Anfield dressing room yesterday after overhearing Suarez say "Nandos for tea"

[max_tranmere]

Best footballer joke I heard was about Rob Green, the England goalie who did very badly at the World Cup in South Africa. Here it is:

"Rob Green, the only Englishman who spent a month in Africa and never caught anything".

Hehe!

[cockneygeezer2009]

Lol.

[David Johnson]

Apparently what makes Suarez bite on the Chelsea player even worse, is that they found a list of footballers that Suarez would like to eat in his changing room locker.

Frank Lambchops, Juicy Jaaskelainen, Pepper-Rooney Pizza, Dimitar Burgertov, Andy Cassaroll, David Wheaterbix, Ledley King prawns, Robbie Cabbage, Paul Mince, Shaun Wright-Fillets, Bacary Lasagne, Jap Spam, Eric Cantonese, Benteke fried chicken, and Kieran Ribs.

Disgraceful!

[Arginald Valleywater]

Fine player but a real loose cannon.

[cockneygeezer2009]

Luis Suarez gets a 10 game ban. Apparently Liverpool and Suarez are chewing over an appeal. What Suarez did leaves a nasty taste in the mouth and there is no arm in a 10 game ban. Suarez should bite the bullet.

[JamesW]

cockneygeezer2009 wrote:

> Suarez
> should bite the bullet.


The FA certainly showed some bite.