I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

[Flipper]

Can any of you give me some advice? I am not sure if I am actually gay because I love tits, vaginas and womens bums. Basically I love womens bodies and their voices and eyes.

Its an old school pal who has two kids but has now decided he is gay and left his wife in order to bum men and get bummed in return. For some reason he reckons I am gay too.

He is sure I am gay. I wonder if I might be? I seem to like women too much so i reckon he is wrong.

[Gentleman]

Benders love accusing everyone of being bent in the same way junkies will always argue everyone does drugs so its alright.

Just as a quick self check has either Elton John or Peter tatchel asked you to touch your toes?

[spider]

You could be a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[Gentleman]

Homosexuals can't whistle if I remember Ian Fleming correctly...especially if another mans willy is in there gob.

[max_tranmere]

Gay people who get married to members of the opposite sex, like your friend, always knew they were gay they just hid it and played the straight game because otherwise there would have been negative consequences to their lives. They may have been ostricised by their friends and family, there may have been religious reasons too. It is said that out of all the young people who get kicked out of the family home for revealing to their parents that they're gay the majority are from religious households. Nowadays it is more acceptable to be gay so more people announce publicly that they are. There are many cases of gay people playing the straight game, pretending to be hetero, and marrying members of the opposite sex - Elton John, Freddie Mercury, Michael Barrymore, George Michael. They pretended not to be gay but they always knew they were. I find it bizzare when people claim, as some in society do, that you can 'turn gay'. I heard someone say once that a person's sexuality is 'wired into their DNA' so your sexual orientation is established from conception, not even just at birth. I remember also hearing once that "a person could no more 'turn gay' than sprout wings". It is established from the word-go, therefore a person can not 'turn'. I mention all this to point out that whatever you have felt thoughtout your life thus far is how you are, there is no way you're orientation could somehow change later on.

[Peter]

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[RoddersUK]

I see TITS, so I'm ok.

[Bicycle Bum]

Would you rather suck George Clooney's cock or eat Anne Widdecombe's pussy?

[frankthring]

I wish people didn`t bandy this "Gay" word about so.....there is a difference
between being blatantly homosexual (ie attracted only by other men) and
bisexual (which means you like pussy and cock)....Oscar Wilde, great 19th
century luvvie, had a loving wife and kids he adored but couldn`t stop his
craving for cute guys and a "bit of rough".
You might be "bi"...as one top British porn legend said in his non-fame days,
"Whats your problem ? A pair of lips is a pair of lips when you close your
eyes !!"

[Sam Slater]

Have you ever had your blow-hole abused?