Donkeys, Mules and Asses

[Flipper]

I am confused. I was told that a mule was a crossbreed between a donkey and a horse. But then someone said an ass is the father of a mule or vice versa.

You know what? These equine shaggers should just stop confusing me with all these antics.

So what if a donkey shags a mule what does that create? Some sort of new thing called a Dule or Konkey or a Morse? The perutations are endless. and where does that leave the asses?

[Peter]

Male donkey + female horse = mule
Male horse + female donkey = hinney



Flipper wrote:

> So what if a donkey shags a mule what does that create?

Mules are always sterile (extremely rare cases of reproduction are noted)

[Porn Baron]

What do you get if a Horse shags a donkey up the ass? A sore ass?

[Sam Slater]

By the power of Google, an ass is the same as the donkey. Donkey was used for the domesticated Ass, and 'Ass' for the wild one. Somewhere along the line the names are interchangeable based on where you live I suppose.

It is quite interesting that horses and asses (or donkey's if you prefer) aren't as closely related to each other as humans and chimpanzees are, yet breed regularly.

[Bicycle Bum]

Yeah, and the fact that we are more closely related to the chimps than the chimps are to the gorillas can only serve to demonstrate that we are also just apes by another name. If it wasn't for the fusing of the 2nd and 3rd chromosomes in the human lineage we might just have been able to breed with chimps. Half-breed Himps and Cumans might be a distinct possibility in the future.

[Sam Slater]

I once fucked a chimp when I was pissed..........or was it a Geordie? I can never remember.

[Phil Phee]

Why, where did you get pissed? Whipsnade or Newcastle environs?

[planeterotica]

So whats a Jack-Ass, no dont answer !wink!

[Flipper]

It was me ya bumlord! Remember we had a few drinks on Eccleshall Road, then we walked across some feild and a donkey shouted "naaaay" Then a bunch of mules joined in the heckling. I shouted "Hey Sam have you still got that carrott you shove down ya pants to create a false impression for the girls?"

You replied yes but a mule just ate it. The donkeys went beserk and claimed favoritism and even suggested racism. I think they had had a few drinks mind! We all know how the donkeys like a drink. The mad sods

[Sam Slater]

I thought it was only horses that went 'naaay'? That right there has blown your accusations of carrot abuse right out of the water.

Still........if I DID use carrots to tempt the girls, I can only thank the EU regulators for ensuring only the straightest, smoothest carrots get through. What with the tight jeans and trousers these days, even the Yorkshire lasses would have been put off with the old 80s knobbly carrots. I'd have cleared a dancefloor in seconds.