Tesco sells burgers with horse meat in them

[cockneygeezer2009]

Tesco have sold beefburgers with 29% horse meat in them. Just checked the burgers in my fridge and they?re off.

Tesco have been caught selling burgers with horse meat in them. What are the odds on that?

A Tesco spokesman denied sales of horse burgers have jumped.

A woman next door has eaten horse burgers. She?s a good neighhhhhhhbour.

A mate of mine has eaten horse burgers. He?s not happy about it. In fact he has a very long face today.

Seems people are having a field day about horse burger jokes. Can you do any better?

[Porn Baron]

How about !idea! The last Tesco Horse burger I ate gave me the trots

[cockneygeezer2009]

Lol. First past the post joke.

I was going to put a Department of Health spokesman said "Eating horse burgers is safe. It won't give you the gallops" but you beat me to it.

Tesco are going to 'beef up' checks on their burger suppliers. All burger suppliers will now be 'vetted' to ensure 'stable' meat supplies. That information is straight from the horse's mouth.

[David Johnson]

Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony

Horse burgers: I canter believe it. Whinny they going to withdraw the product? I bridle at the very thought.

Horse meat in Tesco burgers!! Its been in there a furlong time!

HSE confirm that all who ate horseburgers are in a stable condition

[Arginald Valleywater]

Neigh more please!!

[cockneygeezer2009]

Man goes into a cafe and orders horse burgers. Waitress asks him "Would you like anything on those burgers"? Man says "Yeah. ?5 each way".

Friend of mine ate horse burgers and they gave him a sore throat. He couldn't speak to me today. He's a little hoarse.

You can always tell when you've eaten horse burgers. They leave a bit between the teeth.

[cockneygeezer2009]

Tesco. Closing the stable door after the horse has been bolted.

Where do you get Tesco burgers from? The meat canter.

Tesco burgers. I thought they were filly steak.

I just cooked a Tesco burger. It was soft to firm.

Tesco have made foals out of their burger customers.

Tesco burgers. Low in cholesterol. High in Shergar.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse. She'd been to Tesco's!!

[Alex L]

Lord Deben, for it is he, would have loved to have taken time out to prove how lovely the burgers are.

He has moved on however from the old burger consultancy days and does not get out of bed for less that ?1750 per hour.

Does this qualify as a burger linked joke.

[one eyed jack]

You wont think all these horseburgers jokes is funny when motherfuckers be getting cancer...




Psst, that was a joke.

Im just fucking wit cha !happy!

[Porn Baron]

It seems that the horse filler meat came from Holland.

So if you see a couple of pieces of gristle in your burger. Don't worry. It's two lips from Amsterdam. !pleased!