Tia Sharpe: New Addington, south London...

[Lizard]

My apologies old boy, got you mixed up with another PH, who lives near me.

[andy at handiwork]

And who would be next on your list of undesirables to be sent to the gas chambers? And will you be doing the killing or will you have others do it for you? To suggest that your human beings be walled in and gassed is probably the vilest comment I've read on here in a long time.

[one eyed jack]

Yes. I have to agree with Andy on this one.

Especially since there is a very famous historical account of it being done already.

I agree that there are those who do need to be better educated but unfortunately society will always have its losers and under achievers whose life just functions week to week from living on state benefits. I find it so tragic because if you speak to any of these people they don't think a better way of life is available to them if they just make an effort.

[Essex Lad]

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list ? I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed ? who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs ?
All people who have flabby arses and irritating laughs ?
There's the Tory MP who wore a cap and talked for far too long
I think you get my jist - I had him on my list
They'd none of 'em be missed ? they'd none of 'em be missed!

There's the rapping artist, and the others of his race,
And the piano-organist ? I've got him on the list!
And the people who smoke dope and puff it in your face,
They never would be missed ? they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the Lib Dems, who dresses like a guy,
And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try";
And that singular anomaly, the prohibitionist ?
I don't think he'd be missed ? I'm sure he'd not be missed!

There's the HMRC and all their prying clerks
We know that they exist - I've got them on the list
And all the water companies who violate a pledge
For them I'd use a hatchet with a rather jagged edge
And the Virgin rail official who when services don't go
Lays all the blame on fallen leaves and inappropriate snow
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life ?
They'd none of 'em be missed ? they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as ? What d'ye call him ? Thing'em-bob, and likewise ? Never-mind,
And 'St? 'st? 'st? and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who ?
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed ? they'd none of 'em be missed!

[Essex Lad]

one eyed jack wrote:

I find it so tragic because if you speak to any
> of these people they don't think a better way of life is
> available to them if they just make an effort.
>
But that's the point - they won't get off their tracksuited arses to make an effort.