What has happened to Britain?

[tuf766]

The country is full to bursting point and i still can't get a shag!

[andy at handiwork]

As has been shown oft times in relation to rushed and ill-considered legislation in recent years, hard cases make bad law.

[jimslip]

tuf766 wrote:

> The country is full to bursting point and i still can't get a
> shag!

I simply can't resist the temptation to mock up a possible reply from David Johnson:

Well, Tuff, I truly believe that you can lay the blame on your apparent present celibacy at the door of the Tories! Statistically, you would have had a better than odds on* chance of getting laid under New Labour! Everyone was at it before the Tories came in and ruined everything. People often ask me, "David why doesn't anyone get laid anymore since the Tories came into power?". and I answer, "Well my brethren, it is because everyone is depressed by Tory cuts and so everyone is too depressed to shag!"
Yes, Tuff, if you guarantee that you will vote New Labour in the next election, I can tell you in secret, that New Labour big wigs will send you an Adultwork Voucher for ?25.00, which will give you entrance to the exclusvie and hallowed halls of, "Maison de Aulde Slapper". If you ask Wayne Rooney he will confirm that she will administer to your every need!

Hope this helps!!wink!



*National office of Statistics

[tuf766]

In reply to Jimslips mock up response from David Johnson

"Well, Tuff, I truly believe that you can lay the blame on your apparent present celibacy at the door of the Tories! Statistically, you would have had a better than odds on* chance of getting laid under New Labour!"

The reality is Jim, I couldn't get a shag when new labour were in power, when your born with a face only a mother could love it's not an easy life trying to attract women, im hoping i might stand a chance if UKIP get in..... in the meantime, thank the lord for porn!

[spider]

If UKIP get in we're all fucked!

[Gusset Sniffer]

I never had a go at you?

I said what i said as successive governments have failed and I would hope both labour and conservative supporters would be concerned.

Then I read more about it and realised once again it was that useless cow and her dept who always seem to be consistently failing. I'm not one of her fans and it's difficult not to show it.

And again !hmmm!

[David Johnson]

I am not entirely sure what your attitude is to this article. Can I assume that it is about another May cockup?

"The Supreme Court said ministers were wrong to bar foreign workers, students and other migrants from the UK under criteria that had not been laid before Parliament."

"The Home Secretary is bound by law to put any immigration ?rule? changes to MPs"

Thank Heavens there is a Supreme Court which can stop people like Theresa May making changes to immigration law without bothering to put the legislation before Parliament.

For me this illustrates the importance of concentrating on getting any changes to the law absolutely correct after a period of consultation with all concerned as opposed to wading in with threats to change Human Rights legislation that has been around for 70 years or making changes to immigration law without even bothering to involve parliament.

Personally I am amazed Theresa May is still in a job.

[Gusset Sniffer]

Yes, another cock up. I'm totally frustrated that all the ministers at the home office are totally incompetent. Many warned that Teresa May would be turn out to be useless. British politicians seem to be lacking in any real talent.