50 Shades of Crap v Porn

[Arginald Valleywater]

At first I thought 50 Shades of Grey was a Farrow and Bollocks colour chart...

Had a very long argument in the office about women frothing at the gash over Mr Grey but complaining about one of my colleagues saying he was talking to a tidy "bird" last night..they have topless hunks as screen savers but it is a severe warning to make the slightest homophobic remark. So reading about S+M is fine but a pair of tits are a heinous crime akin to rape..God I really hate political correctness.

[mrchapel]

Its fucking shite, a mills and boons shitefest disguised as a twilight fanfic with the names changed