Arctic weather on the way!

[jimslip]

I am picking up my new racing bike today and I thought I should warn everyone that you should all expect, ice, snow and an appalling summer of wind, sleet and rain!

The only thing missing from the headline beow is, "Thanks to Jim Slip buying a bike we can expect..........."



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[Leaky]

Hey Jim i just spotted Don Roobles being interviewed about the weather on BBC News was def him was on the M62. Never forget a face or that voice.

[andy at handiwork]

3 inches of snow this morning here in Leeds, all gone by this evening. A bit prem with the Arctic weather warning, at least round here.

[steve56]

Gary Wilmott once said it snowed in April 1975 i dont recall this myself!

[jimslip]

andy at handiwork wrote:

> 3 inches of snow this morning here in Leeds, all gone by this
> evening. A bit prem with the Arctic weather warning, at least
> round here.

I actually PAID for the bike a week ago, long before the extreme weather......spooky, eh?

I'm sorry Andy, I just didn't think of the repercussions of me buying a bike.It happens every time I treat myself to any form of open top transportation! In 1987 my MGB brought about the famous hurricane and again I brought winter chaos to one and all with my motorcycle purchase in June 1987!

[jimslip]

Am I not the Nostradamus of Porn? the Soothsayer of Smut? A sage that truely knows his onions??

I draw everyones attention to the above posting of 3rd April 2012, ie my prediction of Arctic weather as a result of the purchase of my bike! Kindly look out of your windows at the deluge and be humbled! I have had requests from various countries, including the folk of Aoulef in Algeria and the parched people of Sudan to loan them my bicycle, or as they call it, "Machine of deluge!" to alleviate their plight and bring much needed rain for their crops!!wink!

[Peter]

Likewise, after struggling through the few days of sunshine we had a couple of weeks ago, I finally gave in, became 'old' and bought a hat.

I have yet to wear it (as a sun protector).

[Ken Shabby]

Whatever you do Jim, don't buy any garden furniture, or we'll all be under 6 foot of snow until next May!