Daily Mirror-Going down the toilet?

[jimslip]

After decades of brown-nosing New Labour, the Daily Mirror (and hopefully that total wanker Tony Parsons) seems to be going down the toilet!



I reckon with both the editors of the Mirror and The Sunday Mirror booted out, there might be an opening for our very own David Johnson as editor? The Mirror lacked a certain amount of razzamatazz and I reckon David Johnson , could zap it up and give New Labour supporters the "Showbiz" appeal, The Mirror so badly needs.

I'd imagine, his first plan of action would be to rename The Mirror, "NEW LABOUR FACT SHEET" and then to entice in the readers, his first front page would read,

"We visit Lord and Lady Prescott in their wonderful home and share their 100 recipes of meals made with corned-beef which is all we have left to eat under Tory cuts!"

"THE SECRET TORIES LIVING ON YOUR ESTATE-HOW TO EXPOSE AND HUMILIATE THEM- TIPS ON COLLECTING DOG POO AND HOW TO PUSH IT THROUGH TORY LETTERBOXES WITH NO MESS OR FUSS!"

"WIN A HOLIDAY FOR 2 IN BOGNOR REGIS WITH THE "NEW LABOUR MULTI-DIVERSITY LESBIAN AND GAY HOPSCOTCH WORKERS COLLECTIVE" ANNUAL WORKSHOP! FREE ENTRY TO FACE PAINTING CLASSES AND PUPPET WORK SHOPS! SPECIAL "HOW TO BEAT A NAUGHTY TORY TO DEATH" TODDLER PLAY GROUP EVENT! (limited places) WATCH YOUR TODDLER WITH PRIDE AS HE TAKES HIS TURN SMASHING AND DISEMBOWLING A DAVID CAMERON DUMMY, WITH A VARIETY OF DANGEROUS WEAPONS. EVERY TODDLER WINS A "NEW LABOUR MANIFESTO" CHILDRENS EDITION!

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THE GREAT WORKS OF TONY BLAIR, "BRINGER OF PEACE AND HARMONY" TORY LIES EXPOSED!" READ HIS OWN ACCOUNT, "THE TORIES MADE ME DECLARE WAR ON IRAQ, ITS ALL THEIR FAULT! CAN'T YOU SEE, I'M A NICE GUY, NOT A BABY KILLER!"

HOW TO ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD IN A POLITICAL DISCUSSION-SEND OFF FOR OUR FREE BASEBALL BAT!

WHY NOT HAVE HOURS OF FUN AND ENDLESS CHORTLING BY SNEAKING UP BEHIND THAT BLOKE WEARING A SUIT (RATHER THAN A FLAT CAP AND DONKET JACKET) AND SNEAKILY STICK OUR, "I'M A DAILY MAIL READER" STICKER ON HIS BACK! ONLY ?10 FOR 1000 INC P&P!!!!

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MEET GRISELDA OUR PAGE 3 "RATHER NICE CEREBRAL MEMBER OF THE FEMALE GENDER". "GRISELDA IS A KEEN LESBIAN, VEGETARIAN AND RAMBLER. SHE LIKES TO MAKE ALL HER CLOTHES FROM HESSIAN AND SACK CLOTH FOUND FROM SUSTAINABLE SOURCES. GRISELDA HAS ENGAGED IN VARIOUS FEMINIST ACTIVITIES AND WORKSHOPS INCLUDING THE ACCLAIMED, "ALL MEN, BOYS AND MALE TODDLERS ARE RAPISTS AND THOSE WHO ARE NOT ARE JUST PLANNING FOR IT!"

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JOIN OUR CAMPAIGN TO HAVE ALL TORIES ROUNDED UP AND EXTERMINATED AND THEIR PROPERTY CONFISCATED AND REDISTRIBUTED TO NEEDY NEW LABOUR SUPPORTERS!

Don't take offence, just a bit of fun while I wait for my computer to render a long programme!!wink!

[David Johnson]

More slop from Slip, the resident BGAFD cowardly hypocrite.

A hypocrite in that he always bleats on about civil liberties but when he sees a restriction on civil liberties like network blocking, he can't wait to get shot of the freebie hunters, the bandwidth wasters - perhaps, a lot of the users of this forum I don't know but can only guess. ANd then there is the added advantage of it killing off as far as Slip is concerned the relatively new porn sites.

Cowardly because he can't bear to admit he is an avid fan of the Daily Mail despite all the evidence being contrary.

http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/read.php?f=3&i=257284&t=257251

Good, old, Jim Slop. He's such a wag. But as I can recall Randyandy pointing out. "I know what you are, Slip".

Indeed, we do. So Sloppy, gonna have the guts to deny the above then?

[David Johnson]

Because Jim just cannot cope, he never ever replies directly to the points being made.

So what to do? Jim is being hammered on the forum. He cannot reply to the questions put so he has to direct you to the "Jim Slip diversionary tactic".

For those who are not sure how this tactic works, I will explain. It involves totally ignoring anybody's stated views and responses on the forum, like here

http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/read.php?f=3&i=256929&t=256929

ANd then frothing at the mouth, as in the post I am responding to which has nothing to do with what I have stated or believe, but Jim thinks it helps him in his hour of need as a diversionary tactic.

Oh dear, how simplistic can Jim Slop be?

Some of you who can remember your school upbringing, may recall the slow boy that sat at the back of the class and when asked a question he couldn't answer like "James, what is the capital of Wales" starts making gurning faces, sticking a penci[ up his nostril.

Welcome to the early days of the Jim Slop diversionary tactic of which his post here is another example.

You're rumbled, Slop?

[jimslip]

Here's another idea for the new packaged DJ lead Daily Mirror or should I say, "New Labour Fact Sheet" :

WIN A HOLIDAY FOR 2 IN EXOTIC SUN DRENCHED NORTH KOREA! I YOUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS EDITOR, DAVID JOHNSON, HAS SINGLE HANDEDLY NEGOTIATED WITH NORTH KOREA'S GREAT AND MOST ENLIGHTENED LEADER "KIM JONG UN", FAN OF NEW LABOUR AND MANCHESTER UNITED, TO AWARD TWO OF OUR READERS A HOLIDAY OF A LIFETIME! A HOLIDAY FROM WHICH NO ONE WILL EVER WANT TO RETURN. NORTH KOREA A WONDERLAND FREE FROM TORY CUTS WHERE ALL HAVE WORK AND FOOD IS A PLENTY! FOR A CHANCE OF WINNING, ANSWER THIS SIMPLE QUESTION:

There has been an increase in enormous Solar flares recently which could cause cataclysmic events on Earth.

Solar flares are cause by:

1/ Accelerated charge particles.
2/ Coronal mass ejections.
3/ Tory cuts.

Send in your entries and in the mean time read all about the wonderful all year sunshine location, of sea sand and frolics that awaits you in North Korea, Land of Smiles!

Your, "Caring, sharing, Editor! Oops that was Robert Maxwells slogan, before he absconded with all that money......

[max_tranmere]

Apparently the term New Labour has been replaced by Blue Labour since Ed Milli took over. Clever, hey?

[Arginald Valleywater]

I have Andrex in my home. I would not insult my toilet by flushing the Daily Mirror down it. Dinosaur of a paper for people who haven't a flying fuck of knowledge about socialist politics. RIP on the horizon.

[bernard72]

David
I know you are a labour fan, hate the Tories and Libs.
Is this why when anyone uses a link from the Daily Mail or Sun or any other paper that you may consider "to the right" you go immediately on the attack but only use the Guardian (and yes I know you will now show lots of other links) as reference to you own comments.
Please let people have a difference of opinion without attacking them or trying to belittle them.
I would for once like an adult debate on this site.

i.e Has Tammie Lee got the nicest pussy ever seen in British porn.

If you think this debate is beneath you please feel free to join any other website that just talks politics.

This is not a personal attack, as I know you are a Blackpool fan and wanted them to beat the appy ammers.

And to be honest Mr Slip the same applies to you, please leave this website to the people who just love porn. Stop all this point scoring.

I just feel the pair of you are turning people off this website.

I know you both will attack me so, hey oh

Thank you and good night.

[David Johnson]

"Is this why when anyone uses a link from the Daily Mail or Sun or any other paper that you may consider "to the right" you go immediately on the attack but only use the Guardian (and yes I know you will now show lots of other links) as reference to you own comments."

If I disagree with the content of the story I say so and explain why.
In the same way, if posters disagree with my point of view they do so. You are quite right I quote a lot from the Guardian because I read it more than any other newspaper.

"I would for once like an adult debate on this site. i.e Has Tammie Lee got the nicest pussy ever seen in British porn."

Well it is the Off/Topic forum where people can discuss whatever they want. If you want to discuss Tammie Lee's pussy, you have the other two forums to have a chat with interested forumites. Or alternatively, I don't see why you can't start a topic here.

"I know you both will attack me so, hey oh"

Well you were incorrect about me, Bernard

"I just feel the pair of you are turning people off this website."

Well you know, no-one forces you to read any comments on the site so if you think - David Johnson and Jim Slip, what a pair of idiots, just ignore the posts. The author name is prominent.