An announcement

[David Johnson]

I have decided after a number of Jim Slip's recent messages to leave.........

















































Jim Slip alone. I know you might be thinking. Oh no, we enjoyed you giving him a spanking day after day! Pointing out how he thought Ken Clarke was a really good politician one day and obnoxious the next; listening to him criticising you for never speaking out about immigration while Labour were in government and you giving him a quote that just does that within a few minutes; pointing out his u-turn on civil liberty restrictions such as network blocking in order to make a few quid; hammering him for his endless Mail stories to support his arguments and then laughing at him for not admitting to be an avid Mail reader.

I know you are thinking, Oh why David? Don't make us go back to daytime tele to the Jeremy Kyle show for our entertainment majoring in humiliation. To which I have to say to those forumites, it has become far too easy to lampoon Jim Slip because he does that himself, every time he posts on politics.

Is it his dodgy school education that has irreperably harmed him? I don't know forumites. What I do know is that for me, it is like I am kicking a defenceless chihuahua and I don't want to do that any more.

Err, well that's how I feel at the moment.

!wink!

[Sam Slater]

Is this the end of a beautiful relationship?

[David Johnson]

"Is this the end of a beautiful relationship?
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Yes. Tesco's have a discount on man-sized tissues.

[Sam Slater]

Man-sized tissues? How big was the box?!

[David Johnson]

Well, if you are going to hold back a reservoir of tears, ya need something substantial.

[Phil Phee]

the tissues were for tears!? Thank God we got that cleared up (so to speak).