Come on you Tangerines!

[Sam Slater]

We'll be the judge of that!

[David Johnson]

Ah well, Blackpool did better than expected. Despite getting "Hammered" 8-1 in the two League games, Blackpool made more chances and played better football than West Ham, particularly in the second half.

But they didn't take those chances and a killer second goal came along 3 minutes from full time. Mind, I reckon we should have had a penalty near the death.

So that's the end of that then!! Good Luck to West Ham.

But hey, there's still next season!

[Gusset Sniffer]

Your donkey wallopers played well but didn't take their chances and got mugged at the end. !sad!

[Jonone]

Taylor Fletcher a big miss.

[David Johnson]

Agreed. Taylor Fletcher is an important player for us on the big occasion.

The other problem that Blackpool had is that it has owners, the Oyston family whose purse strings are tighter than a centipede's arse. The stories about their meanness in Blackpool are legion. Having said that they took over ownership when the ground was close to being sold to a supermarket and they got from the Third Division to the Premiership in 10 years under them.

Thank Christ for the increase in parachute payments anyway. The Oystons might be persuaded to fork out a bit more than 50p next season.

[David Johnson]

"The Claret & Blues facing down Lytham St Annes, then!?"

Well, you know Blackpool is only separated from Lytham St. Annes by a mile of sand dunes?

We are soon putting on the world's premier golfing (polo for the middle classes!) tournament i.e. the British Open at Royal Lytham St. Annes.

Pity I haven't got around to renting out Johnson Towers to TIger Woods. I could have told him where the lapdancing clubs are.

[randyandy]

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[BigGuy]

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COYI

[bamboo]

Holy Shit David, this link doesn't make nice reading for Blackpool.



How old are you? !oldie!

If you're 65 or below, get out, get out now.
Unless of course, you are above average?

I was thinking of going there for my 40th at the end of the month but I fear I may pay the ultimate price!

[David Johnson]

No worries. It's just stories we like to put out to get more government grants.

The streets are paved with gold and I'm counting a pile of ?20 notes that reaches the ceiling.

How old am I?

122 and I don't look a day over 121.

Enjoy your 40th!