Made me chuckle.
- Eric
Dodging the wife
Re: Dodging the wife
There's a pub in Sheffield called "The Office" so when your wife calls, you can truthfully say "I'm still at the office, looks like i'm going to be stuck here for a couple of hours"
We have need of you again, great king.
Re: Dodging the wife
The chances of my missus phoning any bar I frequent is about as much chance I have of walking on the dark side of the moon or giving La Vorderman one up the khyber. Funny though.
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Re: Dodging the wife
Curse you mobile phone!!! Now she can get hold of me wherever I am!!!
"But how to make Liverpool economically prosperous? If only there was some way for Liverpudlians to profit from going on and on about the past in a whiny voice."
- Stewart Lee
- Stewart Lee