The king of benefit cheats?

[jimslip]

Just watching News 24 and had to laugh when I heard the news flash that a guy in Preston had been jailed for having, "Left his own father propped up dead in his living room, for over 6 months, so he could continue claiming his dad's bennys!"

Imagine watching TV with a corpse sitting next to you, apart from the lack of conversation, what about the appalling stench of rotting flesh? !shocked!

[steve56]

And a woman who made out she had 10 kids and 2 were disabled was spared jail!

[rhino]

Sometimes I wonder what these people are getting out of this? Here they are acting so stupid so that they can their hands on the money that they're not entitled to.
Well, at the end of the day.. There are a lot of grassers out there who will let the cat out of the bag and get these people caught.
All I can say to these sad muppets, see you in court!
Pay back the money and rot in hell..!!!

[one eyed jack]

Jim that would be fucking hilarious if it wasnt so true and tragic. That seems to be the extent of how low some people will go to swindle the DHSS.

The words "you aint nuttin but a skank ass ho" seems to ring true of the guy who did that to his dead father.

[one eyed jack]

It all sounds a bit Human Centipede 2 to me...Just without the Centipede

[jimslip]

Yes there certainly is the basis of a hilarious BBC sitcom called, "Me and Dad!"

[Peter]

jimslip wrote:

> Yes there certainly is the basis of a hilarious BBC sitcom
> called, "Me and Dad!"


I can just picture one scene now. Dad is propped up in the corner with a lampshade on his head, to disguise him while the new 50 in plasma is being delivered. As the sky HD is being hooked up, the body begins to topple......

[David Johnson]

THat's disgraceful.

THere was a case recently in the House of Lords when a hereditary peer was found dead in the chamber of the House of Lords. He had been there for over a year and apparently the cleaners thought he had just been asleep!

Apparently his chav son, Lord Ponsonby THorndyke Dipstick had been claiming his attendance allowance all that time!

I heard about it on the ITV Daytime Show "Toff Scroungers".

Worth a watch

[spider]

Is Julian Fellowes going to write the script for this new drama series "Toff Scroungers"?

[jimslip]

.......or the benefit inspectors pay a visit and son has to plug dad in to the mains to animate him, whilst he does a clever ventriloquist act!