Silly Saturday

[Dick Moby]

I've got a 12 " cock but I don't use it as a rule.

Lighten up boys and let's have a laugh.

[Peter]

Dick Moby wrote:

> I've got a 12 " cock but I don't use it as a rule.


I wish I had a 12" cock instead of this monster.

[Dick Moby]

A few years ago I used to visit a "massage" parlour or two in London. The girls' always said I had the biggest cock they'd seen all week and I have to admire their honesty.

[Lizard]

Right........
We used to get up half an hour before we went to bed, and dream of having a cock.

[Dick Moby]

Eee, when I warra lad, I used to do my milk round, then a paper round and then I went up to the local hospital. They used to let me suck the infection out of people with urinary infections. (breakfast) then I went to school and sharpened my chalk.

[Lizard]

You were lucky, we used ta dream of urinary infections, it were puss or nowt fer us.

[Dick Moby]

Occasionally. we used to have to do the other end (gastric) amd we often got peanuts and if some posh people had been in, we might get sweetcorn.

[Lizard]

Gastric!!! luxury that mate, don't know you are born, we used to do 28hr shifts on the rectum ward, then collect all the stool samples then go home for us tea, IF we were lucky.....

[Dick Moby]

I keep my stool samples on the sideboard in the living room.
Where do you keep yours?

[Lizard]

LIVING ROOM!, we were lucky to be living, never mind in a room, but I keep my samples on a stool, which doubles as a bed.