It's always great to hear what the men in the Snug are thinking.
Mine's a pint of stout, please.
Hey, this will have you spluttering over your dominoes.
The woman in No. 26 didn't come home last night.
Who would have adam'd and eve'd it?
Self un-employed
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BeestonBoy
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Re: Self un-employed
Peter wrote:
> BeestonBoy wrote:
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> > Any tips on this is greatly appreciated
> >
>
> You could breed some kids. There's a good payout for every one
> you produce. They even give you a big house to keep 'em in.
>
>
Genius!!
Of course I have been playing this all wrong with chasing the Granny sorts. What the hell was I thinking. The ones that can still breed are limited to maybe four kids tops.
Think it's time to switch my attentions to the alcocock loving teens. Should be able to get a good ten plus kids out of them. If I stick to the one. Which (lets be honest) is unlikely. Then it's pay day for Daddy....keeerching!!
Of course the state will pay for almost every thing for them as well.....which leaves me free to spend all my benefit and most of the child allowance on the drink problem I intend to get and a socially acceptable gambling problem. Wow I should have done this years ago!!
Cheers
BB
> BeestonBoy wrote:
>
>
> > Any tips on this is greatly appreciated
> >
>
> You could breed some kids. There's a good payout for every one
> you produce. They even give you a big house to keep 'em in.
>
>
Genius!!
Of course I have been playing this all wrong with chasing the Granny sorts. What the hell was I thinking. The ones that can still breed are limited to maybe four kids tops.
Think it's time to switch my attentions to the alcocock loving teens. Should be able to get a good ten plus kids out of them. If I stick to the one. Which (lets be honest) is unlikely. Then it's pay day for Daddy....keeerching!!
Of course the state will pay for almost every thing for them as well.....which leaves me free to spend all my benefit and most of the child allowance on the drink problem I intend to get and a socially acceptable gambling problem. Wow I should have done this years ago!!
Cheers
BB
'I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here'
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BeestonBoy
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Re: Self un-employed
Lizard wrote:
> I think you may have to change your chosen venue from working
> mans club to unworking persons club, I have also heard that if
> you change your status to non gender specific and register as a
> asylum seeker you would be much higher up the benefit pecking
> order, roughly this translates to a 42" screen television as
> opposed to the normal 32" it also helps when filling any
> benefit claim forms in to declare yourself as having Somalian
> grandparents, and an unspecified back complaint. You can get
> the form from your overpaid GP.
>
>
It just so happens my back gives me grief. I thought once upon a time it was from working my cock off since I was 15. It turns out now that is a genetic problem stemming from my Somalian ancestory. Who would have thunk it? Bring on the big free telly!!
If any one says I cant be a Somalian because I am White and born in the Midlands,I will just take the whole thing to Europe and the them decide. I may lose (ha) but who gives a fuck. I will manage to waste a shed load of this countrys money in the mean time.....what an age to be alive!!!!
Cheers
BB
> I think you may have to change your chosen venue from working
> mans club to unworking persons club, I have also heard that if
> you change your status to non gender specific and register as a
> asylum seeker you would be much higher up the benefit pecking
> order, roughly this translates to a 42" screen television as
> opposed to the normal 32" it also helps when filling any
> benefit claim forms in to declare yourself as having Somalian
> grandparents, and an unspecified back complaint. You can get
> the form from your overpaid GP.
>
>
It just so happens my back gives me grief. I thought once upon a time it was from working my cock off since I was 15. It turns out now that is a genetic problem stemming from my Somalian ancestory. Who would have thunk it? Bring on the big free telly!!
If any one says I cant be a Somalian because I am White and born in the Midlands,I will just take the whole thing to Europe and the them decide. I may lose (ha) but who gives a fuck. I will manage to waste a shed load of this countrys money in the mean time.....what an age to be alive!!!!
Cheers
BB
'I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here'
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BeestonBoy
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Re: Self un-employed
planeterotica wrote:
> And dont forget to top up your dole money by nicking scrap
> metal even if its not actually scrap...
>
>
Hey all that lead was just lying in the park and I never knew all them names on that big fucking chunk of bronze were more than grafitti.....well thats what I told the Judge and the cunt bought it.
Again.....What a time to be alive!!!!!!!!
BB
> And dont forget to top up your dole money by nicking scrap
> metal even if its not actually scrap...
>
>
Hey all that lead was just lying in the park and I never knew all them names on that big fucking chunk of bronze were more than grafitti.....well thats what I told the Judge and the cunt bought it.
Again.....What a time to be alive!!!!!!!!
BB
'I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here'
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BeestonBoy
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Re: Self un-employed
Peter wrote:
> Lizard wrote:
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> and an unspecified back complaint.
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> Yep, really work that one. They'll give you a free car and a
> pass that allows you to park any-frigging-where you like.
> Across peoples gateways, on top of 'Keep Clear' signs, and all
> you have to do is shout "I'm disabled" as you sprint to the
> bookies, and no-one can do anything about it!
>
>
A free car?? My God we live in the greatest country on earth!!
C'mon guys. You are all just joshing me right?
It can't be this easy to claim so much free stuff?
Oh it would appear from a little googling that it is.
Good gravey....nearly 20 years working my arse off.....what the fuck was I thinking!!
Number 6 and your ilk my hat is off. All this time I thought you were just just work shy parasites...well you are of course. But hey,some one else will pick up the bill,right?
Cheers
BB
> Lizard wrote:
>
> and an unspecified back complaint.
>
>
> Yep, really work that one. They'll give you a free car and a
> pass that allows you to park any-frigging-where you like.
> Across peoples gateways, on top of 'Keep Clear' signs, and all
> you have to do is shout "I'm disabled" as you sprint to the
> bookies, and no-one can do anything about it!
>
>
A free car?? My God we live in the greatest country on earth!!
C'mon guys. You are all just joshing me right?
It can't be this easy to claim so much free stuff?
Oh it would appear from a little googling that it is.
Good gravey....nearly 20 years working my arse off.....what the fuck was I thinking!!
Number 6 and your ilk my hat is off. All this time I thought you were just just work shy parasites...well you are of course. But hey,some one else will pick up the bill,right?
Cheers
BB
'I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here'
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BeestonBoy
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Re: Thanks lads
David Johnson wrote:
> It's always great to hear what the men in the Snug are
> thinking.
>
> Mine's a pint of stout, please.
>
> Hey, this will have you spluttering over your dominoes.
>
> The woman in No. 26 didn't come home last night.
>
> Who would have adam'd and eve'd it?
Your welcome
Read any thing here that is not the truth?
Are you really willing to defend this countrys Benefit system?
Surely you must be prepared to admit that it is a joke?
> It's always great to hear what the men in the Snug are
> thinking.
>
> Mine's a pint of stout, please.
>
> Hey, this will have you spluttering over your dominoes.
>
> The woman in No. 26 didn't come home last night.
>
> Who would have adam'd and eve'd it?
Your welcome
Read any thing here that is not the truth?
Are you really willing to defend this countrys Benefit system?
Surely you must be prepared to admit that it is a joke?
'I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here'
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David Johnson
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Re: Thanks lads
Read any thing here that is not the truth?
Bolton beat Liverpool earlier this week. Doesn't mean that they are the greatest football team in the world. Know what I mean?
Are you really willing to defend this countrys Benefit system?
Yes. That isn't the same as saying it can't be improved or that some people don't take the piss.
Surely you must be prepared to admit that it is a joke?
No.
Some questions for you.
1. What do 16-24 year olds get on JSA?
2. What do people above 24 get on JSA?
3. According to the government's own figures what percentage of claims are fraudulent?
4. According to the government's own report are immigrants less or more likely to claim benefits?
Bolton beat Liverpool earlier this week. Doesn't mean that they are the greatest football team in the world. Know what I mean?
Are you really willing to defend this countrys Benefit system?
Yes. That isn't the same as saying it can't be improved or that some people don't take the piss.
Surely you must be prepared to admit that it is a joke?
No.
Some questions for you.
1. What do 16-24 year olds get on JSA?
2. What do people above 24 get on JSA?
3. According to the government's own figures what percentage of claims are fraudulent?
4. According to the government's own report are immigrants less or more likely to claim benefits?
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To make it easier....
As I am sure you realise this sort of topic turns up as regularly as bird shit on a clothesline. Increasingly so in a recession and with a Tory party running things.
This might help or not.
http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/read.php?f=3&i=242358&t=242328
This might help or not.
http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/read.php?f=3&i=242358&t=242328
Re: To make it easier....
Have you seen the latest David? Just when you thought the tories couldn't get any lower
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... safety-net
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... safety-net
Re: Self un-employed
re: number 6(scrapping social fund) - crime rate will rocket!