Captain Schettino

[Lizard]

"According to Italian media, Capt Schettino told investigators he had left the ship accidentally after tripping and falling into a rescue craft."

This must rank up there with the best, ie : "I promise not to come in your mouth".
and, "The cheque's in the post"

Priceless.

[Lizard]

Sorry didn't see peters post in the other thread, still priceless though.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]"I promise not to come in your mouth".
and, "The cheque's in the post"[/quote]

Don't ever get those two mixed up!

[jimslip]

It really wasn't Captain Shettino's day, because having tripped and fallen into the life boat, he then had to suffer the humiliation of a load of blankets falling on top of him as well! Didn't the First Officer trip and fall in the same life boat? Who left that bucket and mop right in the middle of the gangway? How on Earth are the crew supposed to save everyone when theres a fucking bucket and mop placed in such a way that they all keep tripping and falling into lifeboats!!furious!

Here are some clips of the Captain in top form!

[Lizard]

He may as well move to Somalia, and become a pirate after this, that's the only sailing he's gonna do.

[Peter]

A Twop Twip today

"Captain Schettino, avoid falling into lifeboats by ensuring they are full of women and children first."

[Lizard]

Perhaps he could be an adviser to the annual Matlock Bath boxing day raft race eh Peter!!!!

[RoddersUK]

I have an Italian friend who is extremely embarrassed by this Shitting his pants chappie. Take it from me, not all Italians are like this. All of the ones I have met and worked with I can honestly state that they take this to heart. It is an insult to Italy, and before anyone mentions Italian tanks with 5 reverse gears and 1 forward gear just remember this, the only one who wanted to side with Hitler was Mussolini.

[jimslip]

On the left stands the "Mystery blonde" who was on the bridge at the time Captain Schettino foundered the ship on the rocks. Can't imagine what she might have been doing to help cause the ship to veer off course so dramatically! I know every Italian woman will be looking at her and saying, "Filthy Eastern European whore!" and every Italian man will be saying, "Well it does explain things a bit more clearly!!wink!

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[Lizard]

....storm in a 'b' cup.