Kim Jong-il
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frankthring
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Kim Jong-il
I won`t say "rest in peace" since I hope there is a special level of Hell
reserved for dictators who let their people starve while they live off the
fat of the land.
However, obituaries reveal a North Korean dictator who was far more
cool than I first imagined. Aside from his platform shoes, bouffant hair
style and an obsession with the cartoon character, Daffy Duck, it is now
said that Kim Jong-il kept a retinue of 2,000 girls chosen for their beauty
queen looks. The pin-ups were divided into three brigades: one provided
their leader, at any of his many palaces, with choreographed striptease
(nice); another brigade of about 700 girls provided massage (yummy); the
third 700 were stunning girls who gave him sex (lucky bastard).
Perhaps he was not so dumb after all ?
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Sam Slater
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Re: Kim Jong-il
Let's remember that Kim Jong-il was only the 'Supreme Leader' of North Korea. It sounds a great title but I'm sure his Dad would have something to say about who was still top dog over there, given he is the 'Eternal President', written into the North Korean constitution in 1998...........four years after his death.
You know you're up shit-creek when you live -by force- in an impoverished, dis-educated, cruel nation that is ruled by a dead guy. No wonder Kim Jong-il was a nasty fucker. He waited all that time for the old cunt to die and then his Dad gets 'eternal status'. I'd have been fuming.
You know you're up shit-creek when you live -by force- in an impoverished, dis-educated, cruel nation that is ruled by a dead guy. No wonder Kim Jong-il was a nasty fucker. He waited all that time for the old cunt to die and then his Dad gets 'eternal status'. I'd have been fuming.
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Re: Kim Jong-il
No body ever said he was dumb. Just a bastard like all of his kind.
Ceaucescu was deposed and shot, I just wonder how long it will be before the NKA decide that they would like some of what the South has and lead a revolt and shoot the fat little son of the dead bastard.
Since Ceaucescu was shot there aren't a lot of these bastard despots left now. Their time will come.
Of those left I would like to see Mugabe strung up by his balls and shot first.
Anyone got any preferences for those left?
Ceaucescu was deposed and shot, I just wonder how long it will be before the NKA decide that they would like some of what the South has and lead a revolt and shoot the fat little son of the dead bastard.
Since Ceaucescu was shot there aren't a lot of these bastard despots left now. Their time will come.
Of those left I would like to see Mugabe strung up by his balls and shot first.
Anyone got any preferences for those left?
RoddersUK
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Sam Slater
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I must say, Kim Il-sung at least got that 'Hollywood smile' perfected, and looks a lot more cheery than his son and grandson. They must take after their mother.
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Re: Kim Jong-il
Say what you like about him, but he was one hell of a golfer!
"yongyang's first golf course was opened and Il was there to play. State media reported that Il made 11 holes-in-one and scored 38 under par (17 eagles and a hole-in-one on a par 5)"
"yongyang's first golf course was opened and Il was there to play. State media reported that Il made 11 holes-in-one and scored 38 under par (17 eagles and a hole-in-one on a par 5)"
We have need of you again, great king.
Re: Kim Jong-il
We would all like an army of bitches like that right dudes?
My dad was in the koren war more known as the forgotten war.
Lets hope this country now can move forward without any bloodshed.
I say this as I hope the new boy doesnt start thinking he can do what he likes.
My dad was in the koren war more known as the forgotten war.
Lets hope this country now can move forward without any bloodshed.
I say this as I hope the new boy doesnt start thinking he can do what he likes.
Born to Lose..... Live to Win
Re: Kim Jong-il
Yeh, right.
He was walking at two weeks and speaking and reading at 6 weeks. He invented the microwave when he was 6 years old.
One real cool dude,eh?
I have been wondering what the South Koreans that I used to work with have to say on this. Not much I suspect. They are all probably pissing emselves with laughter.
He was walking at two weeks and speaking and reading at 6 weeks. He invented the microwave when he was 6 years old.
One real cool dude,eh?
I have been wondering what the South Koreans that I used to work with have to say on this. Not much I suspect. They are all probably pissing emselves with laughter.
RoddersUK