receding hairline

[rocky12345]

Does anyone know any cures for a receding hairline I'm 26 and my hair is receding at the front.I don't want a Grant Mitchell haircut{Eastenders} and I don't want to spend ?30.000 like Wayne Rooney?
Thank You in advance

[Sam Slater]

Whoever has the answer to that question would be a very rich person, my friend.

Don't shave it off. Shaving will make you look like a bouncer (if you're stocky) or a leukaemia victim (if you're slim). Stick to a all-over, tidy number 2 and stock up on extra sun lotion for the coming years.

[rocky12345]

I might try some Hair cream from Boots,I'm sure it will work because it's ?18.99 or if that fails there is a JD Sports next door,I will pop in and get a cap.

[RoddersUK]

You've either got it or you aint. It's no use bemoaning the fact matey.
A good friend of mine lost most of his hair when he was 22. He soon found out that there were a lot of ladies who like bald men, especially in Canada. There is a mistaken idea that bald men have a bigger sex drive because there is more energy going south rather than north. My friend played on this all around the world whereever he was posted to.
Me, I come from a long line of extremely hirsute males and now the ladies are in favour of blokes with a good head of hair. I try not to dissapoint them.

[Phil Phee]

Canada!?!?

Obviously, the 'go to' place for slap heads.

[Sam Slater]

Brain-freeze!