Lost an asylum seeker?

[David Johnson]

As we all know Dozy Dave, Boy George and Theresa "Nigel Farage writes all my speeches" May are very tough on immigration.

It does come as a huge surprise then that the number of asylum and migrant applicants the UK Border Agency has lost contact with has risen from 18,000 to 124,000 in the past year.

Now could this be anything to do with the loss of 5,000 jobs due to "efficiency savings" in the UK Border Agency?

Ah, efficiency savings. Just like the efficiency savings that are not affecting frontline services in the NHS; the efficiency savings that prove we are all in this together.

Dozy Dave and Boy George, fucking things up in an area near you, ably abetted by Calamity Clegg, the man who told us in 2009 that joining the euro could help us out of the banking crisis.

Cheers
D

PS You know the economy is tanking when you see Boy George in a dayglo jacket outside a construction site.

[Porn Baron]

That was a life jacket !disaster!

Cabinet minsters and bankers first !cigar!

[jimslip]

It's an outrage that the Coalition have caused this problem, what a bunch of failures! I'm sure I remember New Labour had the whole asylum seeker/ immigration problem neatly wrapped up with a red bow on it! Fucking Cameroon and Cloggie what idiots! At least New Labour knew how to run things efficiently!

I presume the publishers of the information below are, "Racist troublemakers" and it's all a pack of lies! I mean, suggesting New Labour actively encouraged mass immigration for amongst other reasons to, "Piss off the Right", has to be total nonsense! But it makes interesting reading (before you delete it) all the same,if you can stomach it!

[David Johnson]

The New Labour government made mistakes over immigration. And have admitted it.

Old news, Jimbo. You can slag off the Labour government all you want, but does it mean Tony Blair and Gordon Brown will do something about it?

THere is a new government. Do try and keep up!!!!

Cheers
D