Tinker, Taylor, Cabinet Minister Spy

[mrmcfister]

Despite being eduacated at Eton and Cambridge,Oliver's Barmy.Oliver Letwin has been regularly leaving government documents in a bin in a London park.Obviously they are being picked up by a Soviet spy.He has been caught out and nothing too bad found but what else has the man squirrelled away?Obviously copied this MO from John le Carre.Mind you he had to pay back ?2k parliamentary expenses after claiming for a repair on his tennis court so a few extra roubles would have come in handy I guesss.Still, takes the heat off of Liam and his rent boy for a bit I suppose.

[David Johnson]

Typical mo and background for a deep cover spy, Eton and Cambridge educated and gives out the persona of being a total buffoon.

Must be a spy. I would suggest the secret services should be checking out all hollowed out trees in the park!

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[Jonone]

Some of the hollowings in tree trunks are likely to be improvised al fresco gloryholes which would also be consistent with the spy profile.

[David Johnson]

Ok, make a note for security services. Wear rubber gloves.

[David Johnson]

"a No 10 spokeswoman said. "Most of the business which Mr Letwin does in the park is constituency-based."

Doing business in the park? Over and above the call of duty I would have thought.

Well at least he didn't travel to Dubai at taxpayers expense to "do business".

I seem to recall it was the same dozy arsehole, who at a meeting with consultancy companies, called for ?fear and discipline? to be instilled in public sector workers, in a drive for efficiency in the sector.

Good thinking Ollie. We will start by hanging you upside down and shaking you until tbe blood eventually reaches your brain cells.

Apparently this is not the first time that Ollie's judgement has been questioned. His judgment was also questioned in 2002 when he was robbed by two men he let into his London house at 5am who apparently asked to use his toilet.

Must have been doing business !wink!.

Carry on Politician showing in a job centre near you.


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[Gusset Sniffer]

When Fagin was shadow chancellor he was earning around ?150,000 for his part-time work as a director of N M Rothschild.

Says it all about this dopey money grabbing arsehole

[Robches]

He is a complete tube. Remember he once let a complete stranger into his house because he asked to use the toilet, and was then astonished that he robbed a load of stuff. No fucking common sense at all. Frankly, I think he's worse than Dr Fox, he's just absolutely clueless, the fuckwitted moron.