Rio Ferdinand loses Court battle..

[max_tranmere]

The kiss-and-tell bimbos will be coming out of the woodwork now:

[David Johnson]

These sex scandals are a bit formulaic aren't they?

A bit of variety would be Rio sneaking Ryan Giggs into his hotel room for a shag while Carlos Tevez videos it.

That would probably sell a few newspapers!

Cheers
D

[Arginald Valleywater]

Boring, rich bloke shags woman who isn't his wife. Yawnzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[David Johnson]

Well at least we have an explanation for Rio's ongoing problems with a bad back.

Fergie get on the case.

CHeers
D

[Robches]

A bad back didn't stop President Kennedy.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Who really gives a chuff? The current total obsession with which celeb is shagging around is hardly news. Same as the MJ trial. Who cares about a dead weirdo? Lets get back to some serious debate on tits or arses.

[David Johnson]

Kennedy didn't play in the Man Utd and England defence.

[mrmcfister]

The issue is the hypocracy...he was going round spouting off about family,honesty,etc etc.I'm sure his wife married him for his looks and personality in any event!

[Arginald Valleywater]

Nah, massive wallet wins over looks every time...