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Where's the next riot planned for London? Word on the BB is they plan to head for Liverpool St later on. Hopefully MI5 and the police have heard of Twitter and BB and will head them off.

No doubt Transport for London will lay on special buses so as the mob can get there more easily and Health & Safety officials will hand each looter a properly made petrol bomb, after all, "We don't want any unnecessary injuries do we? Badly made amateur petrol bombs are a hazard to both the looter and the community alike, as we like to say, Health and Safety, don't make it an issue!"