Cumming on a Girl's Face - Strange Desire For

[Deano!]

I'm not at all into the abusive slapping, spitting, choking porn (which I think/hope might be on the wane), but I've always found the idea of jizzing all over a pretty girl's face such a turn on.

Usually, the prettier the girl and the more formal and polite the circumstances the better. For instance, there's a newsreader babe on a local TV station who floats my boat. I love imagining that while she's all dolled up reading the news, I walk up with my cock out and wank off. She continues to read the news while I'm pumping jets of goo all over her face.

So my learned fellows, is it some ancient territory marking instinct? Is it a ritual symbol of dominance over women that the feminazis could lecture me about? Or is it simply because some girls are so pretty that you want to splatter their face as a way of showing your appreciation? Not that they'd be all that flattered!

"Splattered not flattered" - there's a title for a new porn series!

[andy at handiwork]

Sort of like this?

[JamesW]

It's a popular genre of porn in Japan.

[Deano!]

Hey Andy at Handiwork - thanks for that excellent video clip. And a big thanks to the good lookin' poor chick that did it (she earned her money with those money shots). That clip was pretty much exactly what I was talking about.

[andy at handiwork]

Glad you liked it. There's loads of similar stuff if you search for it. It seems in Japan you can see a girl getting a good facial, but not the cock it comes from which often gets pixilated out.

[frankthring]

Deano - I must agree with you !!! Also, if you go to lobstertube and
tap in Bukkake there are 2 wonderful scenes of attractive Jap news
readers looking charming and fully clothed, reading the News, as 30
or 40 guys cum in their cute faces !

[Deano!]

It's a pity that Mary Whitehouse isn't still amongst us because it would be fun to see a story being read out by one of these messy newsreaders claiming that Mrs Whitehouse had won the battle against filth on TV.

[JamesW]

The "poor chick" referred to is Maria Ozawa.

[andy at handiwork]

Deano wrote:


I think you will find you are not alone there.

[RoddersUK]

That sanctimoneous bitch once stated that she had never indulged in oral sex which meant that if her old man had stayed faithful to her he never had a blowjob in their married life.
She claimed to know all about sex because she'd had 3 kids. I bet the bitch thougth they came from sitting in her old mans chair after he got out of it.
She knew fuckall.
When I used to go diving in Ardley Resevoir near Colchester I was always on the lookout for her and hoping I could have brake failure. Why Ardley Resevoir you may think, well that's where she lived.
There's nothing nicer than a man and a woman enjoying themeselves with whatever sexual play they like and if they want to do it for others to see I don't see why sanctimoneous prudish bastards like Whitehouse should stop any of us indulging.
I draw the line with animals, pissing, scat and minors mind you, and I will not look at Lessies or poofters at it.