SWINGERS CLUBS

[Phil Phee]

Anyone here a regular patron?

[andy at handiwork]

Surely you know the first rule of swingers club is dont talk about swingers club? Or is that super-injunctions? I get so confused these days.

[jimslip]

We went to a swingers club many years ago and to be honest found the whole experience somewhat sleazy. To top it all, I saw a guy pick up a used condom off the floor and join in gang-banging a girl on a bed. I dare say that you could have stood the sheets up on end, they looked so unwashed.

Lara and I made our excuses and fled! However a couple of years later we went to a club in Holland called, "Fun4two" which was pure class, clean, lavish, wonderful food.

Problem was, we were so busy stffing our faces with grub that we never got around to doing any swinging. The whole "swinging" thing is a little, "Un-British" for my liking!!happy!

[Phil Phee]

And I'm confused between swingers clubs and Fight Club now, too. One club dedicated to pawing and mauling and getting battered in the ring. And the other?

[Bill Malone]

There were several in this neck of the woods.
fabswingers lists them.

[mrmcfister]

Quality birds,tattoos spelt right.Slim and gorgeous.Muscular good looking blokes hung like horses....or smelly old slappers and wheezing dirty old men...now why don't I spend some of my valuable time there?Think you have probably got better things to do?

[Dave Wells]

Dave's right, they can be very hit or miss. Most have a click that is often inpenatrable and ultimately boring. I have been to two in Holland and there is definately a better sense of freedom over there.

[videokim]

Have to agree there Dave, we go to Fun4Two near Rotterdam...out of 165 clubs it has won best club of the year a few times. It costs 110 Euros a couple & about the same for a single guy, you can go in about 3pm in the afternoon & stay there until 2am eating, drinking what you want in that time as well as meeting Europe's naughtiest swingers.
Hedo 2 is pretty quite compared to European clubs & you have to make appointments with the people for e.g. later that day or the next etc as nothing is spontaneous as the Americans "play" & don't swing...we soon changed this lol!
Depending where you are in the UK there are some great clubs, we love Eureka's in Kent which may not have the scenery & settings as the ones above but it is the naughiest we have been to.

Kim x