Power Balance Bracelets

[jimslip]

All the stars and celebs are wearing these, has anyone on the BGAFD bought one?

I found these hilarious reviews on Amazon:

[andy at handiwork]

Quite clearly when these 'celebs' attain their wealth and fame, they have that part of the brain that detects bullshit removed. Still, lots of laughs for the rest of us who retain the said bit.

[Sam Slater]

Fantastic!

[mrchapel]

"My hologram aligns my 'body's natural energy fields' (Eh?) on a synergistic level to allow a complete adsorption of the Zen force into my Being. My mitochondrial DNA have gone ballistic, resonating with the power of the hologram! My telomeres are lengthening "
Translation anyone?

[andy at handiwork]

Sorry Jim, there's me suggesting that celebs have what amounts to a labotomy when they gain their celebrity status, and there's you, just about the biggest celeb on bgafd. !wink! Hope 'they' didn't want your mojo.

[spider]

I'm going to get one.

I can wear it with my "Say no to bullying" bracelet. You know that one I nicked off that fat, ginger kid!

[Bob Singleton]

I think you're meant to wear two... I bought one yesterday and I fell over!

[jimslip]

For your info:

What's your frequency? This frequency stuff is huge. The researchers behind an addiction therapy site, NewWayClinic.com, explain that "The human body has a normal frequency range of 62 Hz to 68 Hz, as the frequency range lowers due to the constant use of alcohol or drugs, the worse the health condition becomes." Their reported findings include: normal brain frequency (head) 72-78 Hz, brain frequency at 80-82 MHz indicates a genius, healthy body (neck down) 62-68 Hz, disease begins & colds invade 59-60 Hz, ascending colon 58-60 Hz, cancer can set in 42 Hz, death begins at 20 H. Meanwhile, fresh produce is supposed to have up to a 15-Hz frequency, while canned foods have zero. ("Invading pathogenic frequencies (toxins & viruses) are low. Positive beneficial bacterial frequencies are higher.")

The clinic claims that "By using the principles above it is possible to the remove the frequency patterns of nicotine, alcohol or drugs from the body and so help to the stop the physical dependency for that substance(s)." They apply a phase-cancellation technique to treat addiction ("By correctly analysing a substance and applying Formula 23?, we can create a wave, which is 180? out of phase.... [As] each wave cancels the other out, as a result the body requires less substance(s) each day to feel 'normal' until clean.")

I wonder what the frequency of KFC and donuts is?

[andy at handiwork]

Kenneth might know.

[Deano!]

Piss funny product reviews. Probably a disgruntled employee of the importing company who was pissed off at being made to write an 'independent review' by his boss.