Harriet Harman guts the Cleggster

[David Johnson]

Hi,

So the Cleggster today launched a social mobility policy with an attack on the way internships go to "sharp elbowed" wealthy families. No money, of course, to help the aims of said social mobility policy. As the Cleggster rightly said ""Unfair internships can rig the market in favour of those who already have opportunities. It should be about what you know, not who you know."

However, some cruel newspaper has pointed out that the Cleggster himself worked at a Finnish bank as an intern. He got it through "family connections", Mr Clegg's banker father Nicholas. Do as I say, not as I do, the Cleggster's chief "modus operandi".

As Harriet Harman said of Clegg ""I'm afraid you gave up the right to pontificate on social mobility when you abolished Educational Maintenance Allowance, trebled tuition fees and betrayed a generation of young people."

Ah Harriet, so intelligent, so beautiful. Once upon a time, she even talked about banning Page 3 in an attempt to up the sales of pictures of semi-nude women. What a girl!

I'm sure all forumites, particularly Jimbo, will agree with me. She is a prime candidate for BGAFD political poster girl for April! Eh?

[img]http://distributedresearch.net/blog/wor ... Harman.jpg[/img]

!wink!

Cheers
D

[RoddersUK]

To quote Jimmy Jones on Mary Whitehouse,
"She wants whacking in the face with a packet of wet shit"
Harriet Harperson is a most useless PC article if ever there was.
When you look back at the really serious and competent wimmin MPs, Barbara Castle and Mo Mowlem could piss over her from a hundred paces. Fuck, she is so fucking useless.

[number 6]

Not as useless as Clegg.

[Sam Slater]

Calling Jim out again! Which one of you will be wearing the leather chaps?

[jimslip]

Really David, you really are scraping the barrel now, dragging out and dusting off possibly the UK's most hated, New Labour "Nazi Nanny" of them all. It's like criticising Mother Teresa for forgetting someone's birthday, by saying, "Whilst Stalin was busily murdering millions, do you know what? UNLIKE MOTHER TERESA he never forgot a birthday, SO THERE! STALIN : 1 MOTHER TERESA : 0"

Old Cleggie is a babe in the wood compared to Monster Harman.

Anyway, to continue, Harman, a woman, who by now, if New Labour had won again, would have formed her "New Labia Wimmin Against Straight Porn Action Force" and had the likes of BGAFD and it's contributors in her beady eye for snooping and intimidation purposes.

Here is Ubergruppenfuhrer Harman bitterly complaining about the governments plans to scale down CCTV. SHE LOVES CCTV!!!



Here's another pic for your scrap book:
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_X7cq0i0IwXc/S ... 99327a.jpg[/img]

A possible recruit for Harman's Lesbian Action Force?

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/S ... y-goth.jpg[/img]

You wouldn't want "her" kicking in your door and scanning your PC for evidence that you'd been peeking at HETEROSEXUAL PORN now would you David? The fact that your PC was devoid of any traces of "Gay, Lesbian, Obese or Disabled Porn" would certainly raise eyebrows at "Harman Head Office". I reckon they'd assert that you were "Confused" and "Not thinking clearly" and drag you in for "Re-Education!" !happy!

[David Johnson]

And I thought you were in favour of banning porn in order to increase sales? Wasn't that your line on Tory Ed Vaizey's plan re. block/opt in policy re. porn sites

http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/read.php?f=3&i=240109&t=240108

When Harriet takes a similar line to Edward, re. Page 3, you turn all nasty about the little darling woman. As you know I am charitable bloke, but if I wasn't so charitable, I would be thinking that you are being kind to Ed because he is a Tory and nasty to Horny Harriet because she is in the Labour party.

As to the other picture alongside Harriet, I would prefer you don't include any pictures of my sister in your post, thanks.

I may send her round to your gaff in East Cheam and you will be laughing on the other side of your face then, Mr. Slip!!!

Cheers
D

[RoddersUK]

Mnn, probably just a tad better.

[jimslip]

As usual David, it's out with your little pad and pencil beavering away, snivelling and giggling as you scour the BGAFD to find a post, any post, that you believe will bring your opponent crashing to the ground and you'll be able to stand atop your kitchen table amongst the half eaten remnants of your bacon sandwich and shout,

"AH HA!! IT IS I THAT RULE THE BGAFD, BOW BEFORE ME ALL YOU SCUM THAT BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN HAVE A DIFFERENT VIEW THAN ME!I WILL DISSECT YOUR POSTS INTO INDIVIDUAL WORDS IF NEEDS BE AND ANNIHILATE YOUR OPINION WITH MY GREAT KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THINGS. IT IS I THE GREAT KEEPER OF THE "WISDOM OF NEW LABOUR" THAT WILL KEEP THE TORCH BURNING UNTIL WE ONCE AGAIN TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE, "GREAT SQUANDERERS AND WASTERS OF GREAT (Can I say that comrade Harriet? I mean "Great" as in "Great Britain" sounds a little non-inclusive, i think! What about, NOT SO GREAT BRITAIN?) OK THEN..... WE WILL BE ONCE AGAIN THE GREAT WASTERS AND SQUANDERERS OF "NOTSOGREAT BRITAIN!HA, HA! HA!

Then there's a knock at the door, "David, dear, I think it's near your bedtime, now turn of that silly computer of yours!" "Oh mum, just a bit longer pleeeeese?" "I've told you to keep off that horrible BGAFD before dear, you should be doing your homework instead!" "I HATE YOU MUM AND I'M WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN IN MY LITTLE BLACK BOOK AND WHEN NEW LABOUR GETS BACK IN POWER I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED AND TORTURED FOR MAKING ME GO TO BED EARLY AND MAKING ME EMPTY THE DISHWASHER, SO NERRRRRRRRR!"

"Yes dear, now go and brush your teeth!" !wink!

Oh by the way, I was making a whimsical observation, that in a state of oppression, as would have eventually happened under New Labour's police state plans, people involved in "Illicit" or "Banned" trades often do alot better, because their material becomes hard to get and therefore more valuable.

I wasn't sending out a call for the return of your apparent, "Pin-up girl, "Comrade Harridan Harman"

Here she is meeting her thousands of "Loving" supporters, who I think are just off camera, note the body armour!grin!

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hMKYdgxNuxk/T ... 68x529.jpg[/img]

[Lizard]

"Yes dear, now go and brush your teeth!"

Tooth.

[steve56]

Whats the betting she watches porn though here and there?