Why are dictators so damn stupid?

[jimslip]

OK I'll qualify that, "ALL LABOUR AND TORY MP'S ARE CROOKED BASTARDS!"

Oh sorry, what you actually want me to say is,

"ALL TORY MP'S ARE BASTARDS."

Is that better David?

[David Johnson]

"OK I'll qualify that, "ALL LABOUR AND TORY MP'S ARE CROOKED BASTARDS!"

Oh sorry, what you actually want me to say is,

"ALL TORY MP'S ARE BASTARDS."

Is that better David?"

Not really Jimbo. I suspect that some MPs irrespective of party are crooked bastards. Many are not.

Though I can understand your failure to trouser a London council flat and make a huge personal profit out of it has possibly blighted irreperably your opinion of politicians in general.

Cheers
D

[Bill Malone]

I've never understood why we barge into these places with all guns blazing. A simple, undercover agent armed with a silenced pistol could get close enough to Hitler/Bin Laden/Saddam/Gadaffi and finish him off for good in about 24 hours. Remove the head, watch the chicken run around headless then die. THEN we go in and help clear up. Happens in the movies all the time.

Secret agents - voom - in, out job done. Cost, 1 pension.
A war that goes on for a decade at ?300,000 per missile, cost ?Billions.

Hell, I'll do it. Call me, Dave Cameron.