It's all going according to plan

[Deano!]

Dave - if I wore a Maggie Thatcher mask, would you let me suck you off?

[David Johnson]

Quite right.

Bring back good, honest politicians like Jeffrey Archer, Jonathan Aitken and the Hamiltons.

Err, have you forgotten the recent conviction of Tory peer, Lord Taylor for fiddling his expenses?

You can trust the Tories. Can't you?

Cheers
D

[David Johnson]

Sorry, I have no time to indulge your dodgy, erotic fantasies.

Have you ever thought of trying those cards in telephone boxes?

You know like "Fresh faced Etonian politician requires gullible forumite for sex fun".

You could give that a go!

Cheers
D

[Flat_Eric]

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[RoddersUK]

Shouldn't be in Iraq or Afghan. Fucking good training for the Military matey.

[Deano!]

Yeah - I tried that number but it turned out to be bloody Harriet Harman!

[David Johnson]

Okay, since I've turned you down. You could always try your second choices, Rodders, Lizard, PH etc etc.

They can only say No to your overtures, Deano. Or words to that effect!

Cheers
D

[Lizard]

Don't be so hard on yourself.

[Dick Moby]

One shouldn't mock the afflicted