Things you would rather not have said

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jimslip
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Re: Good effort boys, keep em coming

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"The allegation that I or anyone else lied to this House or deliberately misled the country by falsifying intelligence on WMD is itself the real lie."

Tony !puke! Blair

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Re: Good effort boys, keep em coming

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"Tonight, British servicemen and women are engaged from air, land and sea. Their mission: to remove Saddam Hussein from power, and disarm Iraq of its weapons of mass destruction."

Tony!puke! Blair

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Re: Good effort boys, keep em coming

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I especially like this one:

"We have done exactly what it said on the tin."

Tony!puke!Blair!

Yeah, the "Tin" says, "VOTE NEW LABOUR AND WE WILL TOTALLY FUCK UP THE COUNTRY!" ,*********BUY 1 GET ONE FREE!!!************

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Re: Good effort boys, keep em coming

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"I can only go one way. I've not got a reverse gear.

Tony!puke! Blair

Shame there wasn't a 200ft cliff in front of him!

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David Johnson
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Jimbo

Post by David Johnson »

Jimbo,
If I dint know you better, I might think that you are developing a bit of a thing about Tony Blair.
!wink!
D
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Re: Jimbo

Post by jimslip »

Yeah, I hate the cunt! Nothing wrong with that. Maybe if more people were ready to remember bastards like him, they'd be on the look out when the next slime ball emerges from under the paving stones and announces, "I'm a straight kind of guy!"

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Alex L
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Re: Things you would rather not have said

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An audio visual quote, as a reminder that Labour and the economy have never really quite got on.



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Re: Things you would rather not have said

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"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush ...

RoddersUK
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Re: Lizard

Post by RoddersUK »

Why the fuck not?

RoddersUK
Flat_Eric
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Re: Conference organised

Post by Flat_Eric »

David Johnson wrote:

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Tell you what David, toss in a couple of large packs of Fox's rich tea finger creams and you're on (none of your Co-Op own brand shite, mind).

I'll soon bang their noggins together and tell the profligate fools to get with the programme and start spending the dosh in a sensible manner, rather than on armies of "consultants", back-office metrosexuals and "fact-finding" junkets to faraway lands.

And I'll bring my pal Eric Pickles with me to sort 'em out if any of 'em start getting lairy. He's the "heavy mob" (geddit ... fat fucker ... heavy ... oh never mind).

So it'll be Flat Eric and "Fat Eric" putting the bastards straight. What a double-act eh?! But no biscuits for EP, his doctor says he needs to lose a few pounds (I'll have his, thanks).

- Eric

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