Don't the people at MINI know rhyming slang?

[Snappy]

They've launched a new special edition called the MINI Hampton.

Will it only be driven by dicks?

[Peter]

My mate always claimed Mini was an acronym for Mine Is Nine Inches.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Especially if the driver is called Hugh J.......hang on a minute the "new" Mini is a woman's fashion accessory, not a car so no sane / straight man should ever consider buying one!