Lord Sebastian Coe

[spider]

Don't know about checking your email every 5 mins, are you checking your on-line back account every few minutes as well? LOL

[Deano!]

At least back in the old days Eric, the woman would marry you first before rogering the arse out of your credit card.

[RoddersUK]

To paraphrase a very good actor, "You may think that, I cannot possibly comment further"

[Flat_Eric]

@ spider: I don't need to keep checking my bank account because I haven't been using it this past week. I'm puzzed as to why you would think I need to.

@ Deano: We're going to get married so it's okay. Anyway I trust her. With a name like "Blessing" how could I not? She's clearly a committed churchgoer and a scrupulously honest person.

- Eric

[one eyed jack]

Flat Eric...You are truly bless.

It proves one thing. God lives and Jesus truly loves you to bless you with such beauty and kindness

[spider]

Flat Eric, I'm sorry about what I said about your bank account.

Now, I've come in to a very small quantity of magic beans and because you are my special friend I'm happy to let you have a few for just a very small remuneration.

This isn't an offer I?d make to just anyone.

I wondered if you'd be interested, let's say five hundred quid for half a dozen. What do you think?

You are having a run of really good luck here. A lovely, young, rich girlfriend in Africa and now I'm offering you magic beans.

You can't go wrong.

[Flat_Eric]

spider - the magic beans sound great. I'll take 'em!

But are you sure that 500 for half a dozen is enough?

So how about a grand, and I'll take a 2 dozen off your hands?

I mean, I wouldn't want to take liberties, and I'll be happy to share in my good fortune once the money from my new lady-love comes through. It's not as if I won't be able to afford it after all.

Still not heard back from her yet, but I'm sure it's just a technical glitch. E-mail servers can get a bit overloaded at weekends.

- Eric

[steve56]

Wasnt Seb Coes Maggies right hand man?

[RoddersUK]

He was one of a few.