An everyday tale of forum folk

[Dick Moby]

That pretty much hits the nail on the head.
Next we must help him through the denial stage.

[Jonone]

Given that you've diagnosed DJ's mental unwellness have you considered your own part in the co-dependency dynamic ? Arguably you need him to be 'unwell' to reinforce the notion of your own 'wellness'?

If you're confident and secure in the sense of your own wellbeing why does it need to be reinforced so regularly and vigourously ?

[Deano!]

But Dave, surely, you bitch about us disagreeing with you every bit as much as we slag you off. That's the idea of a forum isn't it? If your ideas don't stand up to scrutiny then either they are bad ideas, or we are too stupid to see the point of your argument.

Assuming you think we must be too stupid, we are still smart enough to find faults in your ideas. But some of your ideas are good - like the time you suggested that Kylie Minogue dress in a stupidly short nurses outfit and then get me to walk directly behind her with my cock wedged up her butt crack so that every step she took caused her bum cheeks to massage my throbbing knob. She hated that idea though.

[Dick Moby]

I am 100% sane ------- and I have a letter from my psychiatrist to prove it.
If you can't see that David has an obsession, maybe you should re-read his posts.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]I am 100% sane ------- and I have a letter from my psychiatrist to prove it.[/quote]

Whoa there, laddie! That letter can only assure you of what you were, not what you are.

Why are you so defensive over this subject? It's not like Jonone accused you of being insane.

[Dick Moby]

It was a joke Sam.
Maybe you've had a humour bypass.

[Sam Slater]

I've only your word to take about that. Maybe you are insane and heading out on a coach trip to Blackpool this very minute.

[Dick Moby]

Anybody who takes a trip to Blackpool MUST be insane.

[Sam Slater]

David
is
going
to
kill
you.

[Dick Moby]

Oh fuck, I've wet myself
Presumably he'll bore me to death.